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Episode 155

You Made It Weird

Heidi Niedermeyer

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You Made It Weird #155: Heidi Niedermeyer

Heidi Niedermeyer (Kid Farm! Countless hilarious web videos! Comedy!) makes it weird!

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  • I don’t know if it was because I was a little buzzed but I was laughing through the whole episode . I love you both so much after this. Once again well done pete .

  • @Pete Holmes – You were talking about gettin’ busy with a lady in England. Here’s the best argument for boot-knocking ever written:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_His_Coy_Mistress

    “To His Coy Mistress” by Andrew Marvell

    Had we but world enough, and time,
    This coyness, lady, were no crime.
    We would sit down and think which way
    To walk, and pass our long love’s day;
    Thou by the Indian Ganges’ side
    Shouldst rubies find; I by the tide
    Of Humber would complain. I would
    Love you ten years before the Flood;
    And you should, if you please, refuse
    Till the conversion of the Jews.
    My vegetable love should grow
    Vaster than empires, and more slow.
    An hundred years should go to praise
    Thine eyes, and on thy forehead gaze;
    Two hundred to adore each breast,
    But thirty thousand to the rest;
    An age at least to every part,
    And the last age should show your heart.
    For, lady, you deserve this state,
    Nor would I love at lower rate.

    But at my back I always hear
    Time’s winged chariot hurrying near;
    And yonder all before us lie
    Deserts of vast eternity.
    Thy beauty shall no more be found,
    Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound
    My echoing song; then worms shall try
    That long preserv’d virginity,
    And your quaint honour turn to dust,
    And into ashes all my lust.
    The grave’s a fine and private place,
    But none I think do there embrace.

    Now therefore, while the youthful hue
    Sits on thy skin like morning dew,
    And while thy willing soul transpires
    At every pore with instant fires,
    Now let us sport us while we may;
    And now, like am’rous birds of prey,
    Rather at once our time devour,
    Than languish in his slow-chapp’d power.
    Let us roll all our strength, and all
    Our sweetness, up into one ball;
    And tear our pleasures with rough strife
    Thorough the iron gates of life.
    Thus, though we cannot make our sun
    Stand still, yet we will make him run.

  • Genesis 6:4 (Original KJV):
    There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that,
    when the sons of God CAME in unto the daughters of men, and
    they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which
    were of old, men of renown.

  • This was a fun episode until the story about hanging out with a ‘sleazy’ guy for free drinks and cab rides and then stealing his watch and proudly selling it to study abroad. Is there a female equivalent for ‘sleazy’ that hasn’t been co-opted by hateful/misogynistic groups?

  • She is presh and Sweetie Petey’s bag story was a delight. One of my YMIW favs no doubt.

    I might just use that hotel pickup line one day. (on vacation)

  • Pete! Love the show. I think that moon orbits Saturn. It’s name is either Titan or Encleadus. They (the smart people) figure it is like 10 miles of ice, and then liquid water. Good pull.

  • Heidi’s open-mindedness and honesty kind of possibly made my heart flutter. As for the bag story, it simply made me smile. Pete, I hope Raymond appoints you godfather of his future business babies.

    FREE PODCAST.

  • Oh, first or second comment…this is soo much responsibility…

    Well Pete, as always, This was a delight!

    If i had one wish I’d use it to have you bring back the fake Gamefly games bit at the Live YMIWs…well actually I’d wish for money or superpowers, but you get the point. It’s one of my favorite things.