HOGWARTS SNAPS SUBMISSIONS
akcares: "That bitch is uglier than Dumbledore's dick!"
alix_says: Yo mama's so pasty she makes Ron Weasely look like Tara Reid.
Allonsy1: Your so poor you can't even afford a Gringotts account.
Allonsy1: Your so ugly your patronus is a bald chinese crested. #Hogwarts SNAP
almasinfe: Hagrid is sooo fat!! When he sat on a rainbow Skittles fell out!!!
americanstig: yo mama so fat, she used the invisibility cloak as a bib.
americanstig: yo mama stank so bad, they locked her in Gringotts and all the goblins ran away.
amm3a: yo' mama is so old, her titties look like two upside down Sorting Hats!
andy457: your broom so busted Hagrid wouldn't pimp that ride
austinraisbeck: Your momma so ugly, a dementor wouldn't kiss her.
austinrmiller: Your mama is so fat and stupid that she tried to buy an "order of the phoenix"!
austinrmiller: your mama is the reason that dumbledore turned gay
austinrmiller: your mama's so fat, the sorting hat couldn't decide where to put her, because she couldn't fit in any of the houses!!
bcartwright: Your momma's so ugly, every time she grabs my junk I tell her "quidditch bitch".
bearhello: yo momma so nasty, her p***y taste like somebody mixed vomit and sardine Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans.
bigdaverocks: HOGWARTS SNAP- "Your Penis is so small...you can't see it...even with a pair of Professor Trelawney's glasses!"
bluemayonnaise: Yo momma so muggle, she take you to 'White Castle' and call it 'Disney World'
bmreed1: yo mamma's the only mute hooker in Hogsmeade. they call her "dumb-le-whore!
BobbyGonzo: dad so dumb neville longbottom got a better grade than him in potions
BobbyGonzo: last night yo mama wasn't talking about kings cross station when she screamed 9 and 3/4
BobbyGonzo: so many people have eattin out yo mom the her pussy is one of bertie botts beans
BobbyGonzo: when I pass your moms room all I hear is Hermoaning with Strangers
BobbyGonzo: you so queer you knew dumbledore was gay before jk rowling said so.
BobbyGonzo: your mama so nasty even grawp feels like a hot dog in a hallway
BonzoGal: Your mom is so fat, the Sorting Hat had to sort each of her legs into a different house!
BonzoGal: Your mom is so slutty, Grawp fell inside her coochie and couldn't even find his way out with a Marauder's Map!
bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn't take her sock.
brinkerhoff: "Your tranny Momma's so fat she needs a washcloth on a stick to clean Hermione!"
btabsays: Hey, yo momma so fat, Flitwick's entire first year class can't Wingardium Leviosa 'er ass off th' floor.
btabsays: Yo momma so fat, she ate the Death Eaters.
btabsays: Yo momma's so fat, when she looked in the Mirror of Erised, all she saw was rows upon rows of an all-you-can-eat buffet
Burnaway: "Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up."
Captvirgilhilts: Your mom is so ugly I wouldn't muggle her in a dark alley.
CarlKirby: Your mama go fat for your pamly photo you had to take two photos one of your famly and one of just her fat ass
chanceofrainne: yo momma so dumb she thought Hogwarts Express was pigs deliverin packages.
charlesthorp: Your Moms is so dumb, she must think the "Unbreakable Vow" is opening a book.
chase_koeneke: yo momma so fat, the sorting hat put her in bot Gryffindor AND Hufflepuff!
chat_de_pole: yo mama so ugly, i kept hoping a dementor would show up to save me!
Chicago_SC: http://tinyurl.com/c8q3w9 (expand)
chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve!
chris_ditaranto: Your momma is so old and nasty, Hogwarts named the Forbidden Forrest after her.
chris8675309: This one is Genius : RT MarioEGarcia Yo momma's so fat the sorting hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes
chris8675309: yo mamma so fat, her favorite spell is "accio cheesecake"
chris8675309: Yo mamma so nasty, the order of the phoenix was "stay away from that bitch"
chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio.
chris8675309: you mamma such a whore, she given more rides than the Hogwarts Express!
chris8675309: Your momma so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham.
conedude13: something witty with something to do about "hogwarts" and the male anatomy. that doesn't count does it? :P
converde: , yo mamma so funky that Bertie Bott refused to make a bean in her flavor.
CoryAdcock: yo momma so fat even Grawp can't pick her up!
craigbates: Your sister's so fat I wouldn't even hit that on Amortentia
cvgurau: Um... your momma so fat, she uses Nagini as a belt. She so ugly, the basilisk won't look at her.
cvgurau: Your momma so dumb, they put the Sorting Hat on her head and all it heard was an echo.
D18matt: Yo mama so stank, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor
dabent: You mama so ugly, Voldemort won't say her name.
dabent: You mama's bigger than Hagrid.
dabent: You mama's scream could kill a mandrake.
dakotavegas: new shuffle is groovy...I own one and it's a huge leap from the first generation.
Danny_Pee: ya mama so stank, the only thing severus snape would cast is the spell of pinum solum
dantelfer: "Yo mamma so dumb, she trusted Bernie Madoff with her horcrux."
dantelfer: "Yo mamma so fat, she has to enchant her panties into a portkey to get out of a chair."
dantelfer: "Yo mamma so infested with disease, her infections hold their own Wizengamot."
dantelfer: "Yo mamma so promiscuous that her gynecologist had to cast avada kedavra on her crabs."
dantelfer: "Yo mamma's boggart is a bar of soap."
dantelfer: "Yo mamma's cooch is so nasty it has its own house elf."
dantelfer: "Yo mamma's snatch is so dry, she can only lubricate with unicorn blood."
dantelfer: "Yo mamma's so slutty she's got a pensieve full of penis."
Dav3Ston3: Yo momma so manly Dumledore asked for her number.
Dav3Ston3: Yo momma so Muggle she couldn't "rest a spell"
DaveRosado: Your wand is so small that whenever you put a spell on a girl she goes "Am I...am I hexed yet?"
DavidAkers: Yo momma so fat, a wingardium leviosa spell won't work.
DavidAkers: Yo momma so old, there ain't an Age Line that can stop her.
DavidAkers: Yo momma so ugly, no one can tell when she's an Animagus.
DavidAkers: Yo momma's voice so annoying, sounds like someone cast Avis.
dedward33us: Yo Mama so ugly, Voldermort say, daaaaaaamn !
derekscatt: your momma's p***y is so slimy they call it Slytherin.
Dick_M: YO MAMA SO FAT her patronus is a BIG MAC!
Dick_M: yo mamas had so many people insider her that shes earned the nickname platform 9+3/4
Dick_M: yo momma so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue
Dick_M: your mudblood mother is such a slut her pussy is nicknamed "the goblet of fire"
dino_rider: Yo mama's so ugly the Dementor's Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
dino_rider: Yo mama's so ugly the Dementor's Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
dirk_funk: "Yo mama so fat! How fat is she? She so fat it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her!"
dlodonnell: yo mommas so fat she come from BOTH sides of the family
Dourgrim: Yo mama so ugly, a Death Eater cast "Crucio" at me and suddenly she was sittin there nekked! (Not my best, but it'll have to do.)
drinkmoxie: Your mama's so ugly she lost a beauty contest to Mountain Troll
drinkmoxie: your so stupid you think Cave Inimicum is the new single by the WEIRD SISTERS
DTBinNYC: Yo Momma so dumb she thinks muggle is a sexual position.
dtejano: Yo mama's so masculine, she makes Dumbledore go, "DAAAYYYUMM!"
dukerayburn: Yo' momma's so loud she makes mandragora cover their ears.
dukerayburn: Your mom's a manatee animagus, and I'd rather fuck that.
elchupahueso: yo mama so dumb she thought alohamora was a hawaiian/irish girl.
elchupahueso: yo momma's so ugly that the whomping willow saw her and DIED.
elchupahueso: your family's so poor that you make the weaseleys look like the Malfoy's!
emeyerson: Your baby sister's so ugly, they have to tie a Chocolate Frog around her neck to get the bicorn to play with her.
emunn: Yo momma so manly Dumbledore would sleep with her
Esizzle12: : yo momma is so ugly even avada kedavra runs away and hides
faltares: yo mamas ass is so hairy she answers when they yell out Harry Potter
fiafortune: Yo momma so fat it takes her three trips and the jaws of life to floo her ass home.
finnigan37: Your mama's so nasty she got naked and turned @The_Real_Shaq into @The_Shrieking_Shack
galtomasum: Yo moms so big she done clogged up the floo network!
Ganon391: Where do we send our snaps?
Ganon391: Where do we send them to?
ghostsama: ::Yo momma so hairy, she took off her shirt and I thought Remus Lupin had seen the moon!!
girl_noir: Yo mamma so fat, she splinched herself an' nobody noticed.
girl_noir: Yo momma ridden more broomsticks than Viktor Krum.
girl_noir: Yo momma so easy, nifflers are digging for gold in her pussy.
girl_noir: Yo momma so ugly, she lost a beauty contest to a basilisk.
GMerrick: Yo mamma so drop dead ugly, dat when da bassalisk snuck up and looked at her, HE dropped dead.
Gray_Harris: http://tinyurl.com/c79wty (expand) But seriously, even repairo counldn't fix your face!
habcous: yo mamma so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark
HakSolo: contest: "your mom's breath is the secret ingredient in the Weasly's Butterscotch Barf-ies."
HakSolo: how about "your mom is so ugly you can't even butterbeergoggle her". _
HakSolo: HW SNAPS contest: "Yo' mom's such a muggle she thinks a Squib is what you make calamari from."
HakSolo: If your mom was a porn star, her name would be Moaning Myrtle (omg I am such a geek but this is fun)
HakSolo: you so stupid, you thought a foe glass was fo' holding a drink.
HakSolo: your family's so cheap, instead of a Firebolt broomstick, everyone rides a swiffer.
HakSolo: your mom is so fat if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.
HakSolo: Your mom is so ugly when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.
HakSolo: Your mom so slow she thought a "cockatrice" was what they called the servers at Hooters.
HakSolo: your mom's so cheap her wand is a chopstick with a core of her pubes.
HakSolo: your mom's so fat she uses levicorpus to lift her juggs from off her knees when she needs to get dressed.
HakSolo: your mom's so ugly her patronus is a paper bag.
HelloClairice: yo mama so gassy, she don't need a broom to play Quidditch!
hollibo83: yo momma so ugly when she step outside people yell "avarda kedaaaaamn"
hollibo83: yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor screamed "riddikulus"
hoss1554: Yo mama so ugly St. Mungo's won't even touch her.
incrediblething: "While you were reading Harry Potter books I was bangin' your girlfriend. Just sayin'
jakesalterego: Yo mama so ugly, she turned the Basilisk to stone.
jakesalterego: Yo mama's so desperate, she gave a Dementor a kiss.
jakesalterego: Yo mama's so ugly, your daddy broke into Azkaban.
jamesspeedy: your mama so ugly, i wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot long nimbus 2000!
jamesspeedy: your mom's p***y is so stank that i'd rather eat a handful of snot-flavored bertie bots beans than go near it!
jamiebuckner: Yo momma's so dumb she thought a horcrux was anything that confused her
jason_fox: Dang. I thought I was the slowest review out there. http://techreport.com/blogs.x/jfox
jedifreeman: "I heard you like mudbloods." #pottersnap
JessicaSuarez: Your momma's so dumb she brought syrup to the Quiddich game, because she heard there'd be quaffles.
JessicaSuarez: Your momma's so dumb she brought syrup to the Quiddich game, because she heard they're be quaffles.
JessicaSuarez: Your momma's so dumb, she reads the Quibbler upside down, BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING ILLITERATE.
JessicaSuarez: Your momma's so fat, her boggart is a middle seat on the Hogwarts Express
JessicaSuarez: Your momma's so ugly, her animagus form is human.
JessicaSuarez: Your mother's so fat, her patronus is a honeybaked ham.
JessicaSuarez: Your mother's so ugly, Skele-Grow couldn't give your dad a boner.
jillianr: Yo momma is so hairy that Dumbledore banned people from entering her Forbidden Forest.
joepdrsn: "i got two words to describe yo mama in bed : moaning myrtle"
joepdrsn: "i got two words to describe yo mama in bed : moaning myrtle"
joepdrsn: "your mom's cooter is so unruly, hagrid won't even try and tame it."
joeyvesh13: Yo mama is so ugly, I wouldn't fuck her with a Quidditch bat!
John_Bottomley: You mamma so old she got reprimanded by Armando Dippet in her Divination class by predicting the location of the first Worlds Fair!
JohnDeSilva: Yo mama so ugly, she killed the Basilisk
joshdickson: yo mama so easy shes like the broomstick in quidditch, everyone gets a ride.
joshsneed: Your mama so stupid, she thought slitherin was something she did to your dad on his birthday.
joshsneed: Your mama so stupid, she thought slithering was something she did to your dad on his birthday.
kelleyaddis: Yo mama so ugly that damn Basilisk in the basement won't bite her.
kelleyaddis: Yo mama so ugly Wormtail cut off another finger to get rid of the pain of lookin at her.
KelliLatuska: : Yo mama so ugly, they named Harry Potter's wizarding school after her face! SNAP!
KFCman13: yo mama is so fat, madame maxmime and hagrid's height combined is only half of her waistlength
KFCman13: yo mama is so tiny that Gringotts goblins tower over her
kidb: yo momma's such a muggle, she thought the sorting hat was just some talkin' hat!
Kingdaddy1773: Your family is so poor...you have to bus in from Narnia every morning.
Kingdaddy1773: Your mom has a nasty case of Hogwarts. At work she's known as "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Laid".
Kingdaddy1773: Your mom is a slut. That's why you're a Half-Blood Prince. She has no idea who your father is.
Kingdaddy1773: Your mom is ugly...Oh, and SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE.
Kingdaddy1773: Your mom's bush is so big Dumbledore cast a Supercutsica spell on her.
Kingdaddy1773: Your mom's vagina is so big Dumbledore almost put his arm in it getting dressed this morning.
Kingdaddy1773: Your sister is such a slut that she let me stick my Bludger in her Golden Snitch AND Quaffle!.
Kingdaddy1773: You're mom is such an ugly Non-Wizard that Dumbledore calls her "Fuggles"
klaus_kinski: the hell is a SNAP? Like, "Oh snap!"? A hogwarts zinger?
Kospowinc: Yo momma so ugly, Moaning Myrtle stops her bitchin' and makes fun of HER ugly ass!
kurometarikku: Your mama's so fat she needs a portkey just to get out of bed
kurometarikku: Your mama's so stupid she needs The Marauder's Map just to figure out where SHE is!
kurometarikku: your sister is such a slut, shes had more little wizard heads in her than the sorting hat
KyleStinn: Yo momma's so ugly even a Dementor wouldn't kiss her!
lgarner972: Yo mama's so ugly, her profile pic killed the Basilisk!
LKandShamWow: Yo Mamma is so fat even a troll in the dungeon told her to go to Curves.
LlamaMafia: yo mama so ugly she is known as she who must not be laid
LouZucaro: "Yo mama so ugly, Voldemort took one look at her and killed himSELF!"
malaidoskop: My Hogwarts SNAP: Yo mama so ugly a dementor'd throw up kissing her!
Maniacal_Hero72: you're momma so ugly that when the basilisk looks at her he turns gets petrified.
Maniacal_Hero72: you're momma so ugly that when the basilisk looks at her he turns to stone.
MarioEGarcia: Ron Weasley's mom is so greasy her freckles slipped off
MarioEGarcia: Yo mama so drunk and stupid she thought Patronus was a kind of Tequlia
MarioEGarcia: Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore
MarioEGarcia: yo mama so poor she went to Honeydukes and put a chocolate frog on layaway
MarioEGarcia: Yo mama so stupid she thought Avada Kadavra is where she get her hair did
MarioEGarcia: yo mama's so vile she tried to give a house elf some clothes and he declined
MarioEGarcia: yo mommas so fat mcgonagall could only transfigure her into a bus
MarioEGarcia: yo mommas so fat the core of her wand is creamy fillin
MarioEGarcia: Yo momma's so fat the sorting hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes
MarioEGarcia: yo momma's so vile even dobby wouldn't accept her panties (thanks laura morocco, who refuses to get on twitter)
MarioEGarcia: you looking for your daddy? he was with Dumbledore about 20 years ago
MarvinLim: Your Momma So Stupid She Thought Dumbledore Was Dating"That Lovely British Actor Who Played Gandalf The Gay In Those Ring Movies"
MattPostma: Your family is so poor they gladly accept the Weasly's hand me downs. maybe a #hogwarts would be fun for those who want to read'em
MattyMatt5481: yo mama's so fugly that the serpent from the chamber of secrets saw her and turned to stone
MeiLinMiranda: yo mama so dumb, she think yo mama jokes are Snapes.
MeiLinMiranda: yo mama so ugly she make voldemort look good.
melgotserved: Yo momma's fat when she looks into the Mirror of Erised she sees a Subway Sandwich.
melgotserved: Yo momma's so broke she bought an Invisibility Snuggie.
melgotserved: Yo momma's so dumb she thought Hogsmeade was a gynecological exam.
melgotserved: Yo momma's so fat she got stuck in the Floo Network.
melgotserved: Yo momma's so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim.
melgotserved: Yo momma's so pale I thought she was wearing an invisibility cloak.
melgotserved: Yo momma's so poor Dobby gave her a sock to keep her foot warm.
melgotserved: Yo momma's so poor she gets her dress robes at Fashion Bug.
melgotserved: Yo momma's so skanky when she put on the Sorting Hat it yelled "HO!"
melgotserved: Yo momma's so slutty they call her Whore-crux.
Mepaqehe: "You're as gay as Dumbledore!" ...I never read the books or watched the movies...
MikeDrucker: After she's done being skanky, yo' momma hides her tramp stamp by saying "Mischief Managed."
MikeDrucker: Yo' Momma so dumb she thought the golden snitch was the goblin who blew the whistle on Gringotts embezzlement.
MikeDrucker: Yo' Momma so dumb, I gave her money for Defense Against The Dark Arts textbooks and she bought a book on the Harlem Renaissance.
MikeDrucker: Yo' Momma so fat she joined the Death Eaters 'cause she was hungry.
MikeDrucker: Yo Momma so muggle, I asked her to cast a spell and she said, "Give me a word."
MikeDrucker: Yo' Momma so stupid, I asked her what she thought of the Quidditch Cup and she said, "Nah, dawg, I'm not thirsty."
MikeDrucker: Yo Momma's so boring, a painting of her stands still.
MikeDrucker: Yo' Momma's so dumb, I told her I spoke parseltongue and she asked me to call the post office.
MikeDrucker: Yo' Momma's so dumb, she in Hufflepuff.
MikeDrucker: Yo' Momma's so poor, she has to bank at Grin-don't-gotts
mikemckinnon: What the fuck is a Hogwarts? *oh snap*
mikepetrik: Dumbledore is soo old, he used to help Jesus with his magic.
mikepetrik: Yo mama so nasty, she gots a hogwarts on her huffelpuff!
mindlessbabble: Your mom is so fat they'd have to use transfiguration to sneak her through the hole in the Gryffindor Tower.
Mongo_Man: Yo mama's such a muggle she can't even get a magicjack to work.
Mongo_Man: Yo mama's such a muggle she fainted at the sight of a ShamWow inaction!
morsec0de: Yo mama so old and tattered, Neville tried to pull Gryffindor's sword out of her pants!
ms_marg: yo mama so loose everyone been up in her chamber of secrets
MsJG: Yo Momma's so fugly that even Voldemort won't speak her name.
NerdFerLife: Your mama so fat Hagrid thought she was dinner.
nicofopolous: Yo Momma's so muggles she gave my hog warts.
nicoleva: "your mum so hideous even the whomping willow won't hit that"
nightfright: Yo moma so stupid she thought Steve Jobs was trying to audition to be Voldemort in the next HP film
nikcon: disappeared: Yo mama's so ugly that boggarts don't change forms any more, they just instantly turn into your mom.
nikcon: disappeared: Your mama's so ugly, if I had to have sex with her it would take six bottles of Skele-Gro just to get semi-soft.
nikcon: Your mama's so dumb, she went to Diagon Alley to buy a large asian radish.... you know 'cus she thought it was Daikon Alley...
nikcon: Your mama's so ugly, boggarts don't have multiple forms anymore, they just turn into your mom.
nikcon: Your mama's so ugly; if we were supposed to have sex it would take six bottles of Skele-grow just to get me semi-soft.
nikcon: Your mama's such a dumb drunken whore that she tried to get Aberforth to serve her a Madame Hooch.
nikirtehsuxlol: yo baby so ginger ron weasley wants to punch her in the face.
nikirtehsuxlol: yo mama so skank her golden snitch has been around all the broomsticks
nthornton: "Your momma's ass is so saggy, she's being sued for copyright infringement by Neville Longbottom."
nvandy: Yo mama so fat, she's gotta ride 3 brooms. One for each cankle
PandaDementia: Yo momma's p*$$y is so old and moldy, not even the Death Eaters will take a crack at that.
pauldanke: your mama is so nasty, her animagus is a thestral.
pauldanke: you're mama is so nasty I'd rather tap a blast ended skrewt, FROM BEHIND
pauljchambers: Your mama's so ugly I wouldn't Dumbledo-her with yours!
PeterVRules: Your momma is so ugly I could have sworn that bitch was an inferi.
PeterVRules: Your momma's so dumb she said 's' instead of 'f' and found herself on the floor with a buffalo on his chest.
PeterVRules: Your momma's so dumb she tried plugging in a Wizard's Wireless radio.
PeterVRules: Your momma's so old she gave nicholas flamel his first handjob.
PeterVRules: Your momma's so poor she had to go to the Weasley's for a loan.
PeterVRules: Your momma's so ugly as a baby they had to use the Confundus Charm so the family would play with her.
phirm: Mama so nasty, everybody call her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Fucked".
phirm: Mama so nasty, everybody call her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked".
PinheadX: better yet: Yo mamma coochie so hairy it look like she ridin' a Nimbus 2000 backwards
PinheadX: Yo mamma cooter so hairy it look like she still ridin' a Nimbus 2000
PradaTO: that is a wrong beyond all wrongs
pumpkinshirt: Yo mama so fat, they gonna split the movie about her into two parts.
pumpkinshirt: Yo mama so ugly, when someone calls her "mudblood," the mud says "Oh no you didn't!"
pwnstr: your momma so easy they named the hogwarts express afta er
R_Silent: "yo momma soo fat her patronus is a cake"...
R_Silent: "yo momma soo ugly she need a reparo charm"
randbot: yo mama so fat, when your parents have sex yo daddy gotta cast "accio vagina"
RBD_OC: Yo mama so fat, Dumbledore can't Accio her off the couch.
reppocs: Yo momma so black, she'd probably get sorted in to Ravenclaw and would be a minor character at best.
rikoala: to mama so nasty she went to the gyno to have scab and Scabbers removed
rikoala: yo mama so stupid she call Harry Potter fo some weed.
rikoala: yo mamas so stupid but nobodys Prefect
rikoala: your bitch is so stupid they call her DumbOlWhore
rikoala: your mamas p***y is so hairy they just call her Serious Black
rosevixen: : yo mama so fat, allll the weasleys finna live in one'a her bra cups!
rpreece: yo mama's p***y is so big sirius black hid there for two months after he escaped from azkaban OH SNAP!!!
rxsheepxr: "Dayum, yo' junk ain't even near long enough to be "Slytherin!!!" Say it on air on AotS and I'll worship you forever.
ryandangelo: You momma so fat the kids call her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Fed!"
ryanmgeeks: your momma's so stupid, she thinks Dumbledore is an entrance for flying elephants
samdalsimer: "yo your mom's p***y so stank they sell "eau d'your mom" in hogsmeade as death-eater repellent"
sammer_time: you're mom's so ugly she doesn't even look good in an Invisibility Cloak!
Sandmn07: yo mama so manish Dumbledore would wreck that
saraheolson: yo mama so ugly she scares the dementors away.
sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge!
sarazafar: Yo mama so fat, Trelawney tried to tell her fortune, and all she could see was yo mama's back!
sarazafar: yo mama so pale, Remus Lupin gotsta hide when she around!
sarazafar: Yo mama so skanky she do it CENTAUR style!
sarazafar: yo mama so skanky she thought the Goblet of Fire was an STD!
sarazafar: Yo mama so ugly she transfigured into herself!
sciencequiche: you momma is such a horcrux. she such a whore cuz she cant get enough of my dumbledore
sciencequiche: your momma is so nasty, she gave me Hogwarts all over my Golden Snitch.
Scorpio4: Yo mama so ugly, she even scares the death eaters!
ScoutBear: your momma's face is so ugly even voldermort would call her out on having a fucked up nose.
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Shoshingo: your momma is so ugly, that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!
siskokidd: ur mom is so asian she makes cho chang look black.
Skeletonframes: Yo' Mama so ugly, *Voldemort* wouldn't even hide on the back of her face.
Skeletonframes: Yo' Mama's so nasty, she went to Ollivander's and was chosen by a wand of Holly and Used Tampon.
so77: I banged your mom's gryffindor all night long
spacedfan: yo mama so ugly, she thought Hogwarts that growth on her thigh.
stin: Yo mama's so fat her Patronus Charm's a Fried Chicken.
stin: Yo Mama's such a cheap hooker they call her Kings Cross Station, it only takes 9 and three quarters to pull into her.
suzroth: Yo mama so fat the sorting hat put her in the great hall!
Taborifica: Last one from me... Yo momma so fat that they retired the Hogwarts express and now use her to get to Hogwarts.
Taborifica: Ya momma so fat, when she arrived at Hogwarts, Harry jumped on and tried to ride the Hippograph.
Taborifica: Yo momma is so old and gray that she makes Dumbledore look like a teenager.
Taborifica: Yo Momma so dumb that when Dobby told her that she lost her mind, she started looking for it.
Taborifica: Yo momma so fat that even her Quidditch robes have stretch marks.
Taborifica: Yo momma so fat, she went to the Hogwarts feast and sat next to EVERYONE! Oh SNAP!
Taborifica: Yo momma so fat, the Hogwarts Express drove to her instead of the castle.
tangerineftw: *tries it* "yo momma's so loose her vagina is the entrance to the chamber of secrets!" oh. snap.
Tanlehn42: your mom is so butch that dumbledore wouldn't even hit that.
tdhasenpflug: yo mommas so ugly, when she looked at a basilisk, IT was paralyzed!
technologycoach: your mama is so bald, Ron won a Quidditch match by smacking her through a goal hoop.
technologycoach: Your mom's so boring, after going out with her, I was excited about my History of Magic class.
technologycoach: Your mom's so skinny, Ollivander keeps her in a box.
teigehertales: your mom goes to Hogwarts
tericat: your momma dumb AND fat. She joined What's-His-Name's army cuz she thought Death Eaters was a dining group.
tericat: your momma so ugly they keep her picture in Azkaban to scare the dementors.
The_reflection: you momma so old and wrinkly, Prof. Sprout thought whe was a mandrake root and buried the bitch!
TheNotoriousB: Yo Mama's pu$$y so nasty, Voldemort wouldn't go down on her if she was bleeding unicorn blood.
TheonetrueCams: Looney Luna is so loose they call her room the Shrieking Shack
TheonetrueCams: people confuse your mum with a parsel tongue, cause she's always talking to trouser snakes
TheonetrueCams: Ron, your game is so whack Hermione's knees are locked up tighter than Gringot's
TheonetrueCams: Ur Mum's p#$$y is like a Skiving Snackbox, looks delicious but you always regret eating it
TheonetrueCams: Yo Mum is just like a Dementor, always looking for some "Serious" Black
TheonetrueCams: Yo mum is so dirty they call her P$%$y the Goblet of Fire
TheonetrueCams: yo mum is so dumb she joined SPEW cause she thought it was a spitters support group
TheonetrueCams: yo mum is so fat her patronus is a Cheeseburger
TheonetrueCams: Yo mum is so fat it takes a DROP CLOTH of invisibility to hide her fat ass
TheonetrueCams: yo mum is so fat she flies on a street sweeper
TheonetrueCams: Yo mum is so slutty she's like the Hogwart's Express on the first day of school, always full
TheonetrueCams: Yo mum so slutty she's like the Hog's Head Inn on a Friday, full of drunk strangers
TheonetrueCams: Yo mum's p#$$y is so nasty Voldemort used it as a horcrux....NOBODY is looking there
TheonetrueCams: your c%^k is so small you give new meaning to the term Nearly Headless
TheonetrueCams: Your mum is so fat Hagrid live's in a hut on the outskirts of her ass
TheonetrueCams: your mum is so loose she's got more wands in her than Olivander's
TheonetrueCams: Your mum is so old it's like someone she used an air dry charm.....on her p#$%y
TheonetrueCams: your mum is so ugly I wouldn't touch her Quaffle with YOUR Bludger
TheonetrueCams: Your mum's p#$#y is like Dobby the house elf, beaten nightly
TheonetrueCams: your mum's P#$$y is like the Slytherin common room, it smells foul and its always full of snakes
TheonetrueCams: your mum's vag is so nasty they should call your dad a Deatheater
TheonetrueCams: you're so gay you pack more Fudge than Cornelius
thesauceisboss: Harry would be a much better seeker if he was going after the golden snatch.
thesauceisboss: If part of Voldemort's soul was stored in your mom, it would be a whorecrux.
thesauceisboss: something something. . harry's wand. something something. zing!
thisisjohnny: yo momma's so easy, her p*ssy has its own bertie bott flavor
Tom_Fishman: Yo mama's #&!%*! looks like Crookshanks eating a pastrami sandwich.
tw1tterazzi: yo' mama's soooo big...i thought she was Hagrid. okay...lame...but i tried.
waxis: You mamma so ugly she ain't fugly -- she MUGGLEY.
waybright: Yo mama's so ugly even the dementors won't kiss her
wellta15: 'yo mama so fat not even floo powder can move her'
whatupshutup: yo mama must be a parseltongue considering how she handled my snake
whatupshutup: Yo so ugly, I'd only fuck you if you put on Harry's invisibility cloak, because other invisibility cloaks aren't "truly" invisible
whatupshutup: Your mother's such a slut, her p**sy tastes like a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Dicks.
whatupshutup: Your wand's so short, they should call you He Who Shall Not Be Laid.
Wheezy_wee: your momma so ugly she looks like she was hit by a bewtiched bludger
Woozle316: yo momma so fat, she gotta Windgardium Leviosa herself just to get outta bed. Any good ?
Woozle316: yo momma so stank her coochie smells like salmon Bertie Botts! How's that one?
xeronius: your mom so fat even the whomping willow wouldn't hit that!
xeronius: Your mother's so dumb she thinks the Cruciatus Curse is a bad case of crabs!! (see, it kind of looks like crustacean. no? Alright.)
xman146: Yo mama is so fat, Hagrid thought she was a half-giant too.
xman146: yo momma is so stanky, not even dobby would accept one of her socks
Yuliya28: Your **** is so small, if it was a snitch even Harry couldn't catch it
zekesmith: yo momma so fat her patronus is a ham sandwich
zekesmith: Yo momma so ugly even a dementor wouldn't suck her face
ZomBJoker: Your mama is so stupid that a stupify spell actually made her smarter.... never mind, that's weak sauce.