Naturally I think this is awesome but I am pissed I didn’t do it first.

You know, it’s hard to say which could be considered the bigger pop culture achievement for the gang at Facebook. The multi-million-dollar Oscar-bait movie directed by David Fincher… or the Turkish pop song?!:

If anyone speaks Turkish, BTW, I’d love to know what young master Ismail YK is actually saying. (Call me crazy, but it might be something about picking up hot chicks on Facebook?) Also, the games must really be improving over there because clinging to a helicopter while you escape the tidal wave that destroys New York > FarmVille.

YOU MUST WATCH THIS. The video starts playing automatically on page load so click here to

This goes from being severely Redneck to almost adorably Japanese. It is a top to bottom win.

via noob.us & Hunter Boone

PS – Don’t try this if you have access to a hay baler. Clearly this was rigged in some way. A hay baler will put your parts into a haystack, but they won’t be in the right order or moving anymore.

That dress covers nothing. You can still TOTALLY see that dog’s snizz.

via Jason Chen

Magnum, P.I.! (P.I.=Pinchable Infant)

This falls under the category of grating-larious. I could not stop laughing but I was also shouting expletives at the same time. Yes, they go through ALL ONE HUNDRED WAYS TO LOVE A CAT. Note the video running time is slightly over thirty-five minutes. After you hear the song for a while, you will long for a time when it was unknown to you and could not dominate every thought in your head. This is commitment to a premise at its finest and will most certainly become the new “99 Bottles” for long road trips.

How many ways to love a cat can YOU sit through? I got to thirty-eight!

By the comedy team of Travis and Jonathan who also brought you Is The Tea Party Racist?

I come across a video that highlights how much incidental beauty this world truly holds and how the simplest examples are often the most powerful…

…and my only thought is, “Wow, man. That pedophile has mad game.”

So. To reinvigorate America’s waning interest in the space program, NASA has taken an inspired and admirable step; creating a freeware game called Moonbase Alpha where the player takes on the role of an astronaut working to resolve an emergency on a hypothetical moonbase in the not too distant future.

However, in what amounts to the Internet equivalent of forgetting to convert to metric, they assumed, in their naiveté, that people would actually use it for its intended and extremely boring purpose.

As the video below demonstrates, humanity at large has much loftier aspirations and will not be constrained.

(NSFW robot language. But if your boss doesn’t think that this is hilarious, then I humbly contend that you should find a better place to work.)

Tonight, I can sleep soundly knowing that my tax dollars have gone to good use. I’m not being sarcastic. This is better than Medicare.

SNAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYK!

Ray Bradbury: Making nerd girls drop their knickers since 1938.

(Rachel Bloom, you are true blue, woman.)