Above: Michael Moore & Jimmy. Below: Broken Bells taken with Hipstamatic

Check out Late Night With Jimmy Fallon tonight! I’m nerding out on it.

My pal and killer (see House of 1000 Corpses) Rob Zombie has infused a little kitschy darkness into CSI: Miami, which is normally the tale of a shock of red hair riding around on David Caruso’s body while Barbizon models pick things up with tweezers and look closely at them.

Rob gave the show a gritty makeover and added the kick-ass actors Malcolm MacDowell, William Forsythe & Michael Madsen for good measure. To be honest, I don’t normally watch CSI: Miami, but I will DEFINITELY watch this ep Monday night.

Well done, Professor Zombie!

via Sally Zybert

A new episode of John Oliver’s New York Stand-up Show featuring myself, Paul F. Tompkins, Greg Fitzsimmons & Mary Lynn Rajskub airs this Friday night at 11/10c on Comedy Central.

Please view it!

My first of two episodes premieres tonight on Comedy Central. I sincerely hope the television can capture how much fun it was to actually do these shows.

The funny thing to me is that people constantly say, “I had NO IDEA you did stand-up!” and I always think, “…but that’s MAINLY what I do!” Then I realize that there just isn’t that much of my face doing stand-up in the media, so how would they know that? My fault! These shows are my first steps toward changing that.

Tune in tonight to see myself along with John “a guy who’s as nice as he is funny, which is VERY” Oliver, Kristen Schaal (Flight of the Conchords), Nick Kroll (The League), & Matt Braunger (Mad TV).

And catch me live sometime if you can. It won’t suck.

I’ve been in the non-drinking camp for six and a half years but never have I heard alcoholism described so eloquently and humorously. It’s a tough issue to make funny, but this guy’s Scottish timbre could charm the pants off a Mountain Troll. If you’re not a boozelord, it’s still entertaining, but if you are then I guarantee it will resonate your molecules.

I’ll say it again, but Ferguson and Kimmel are really emerging to be the creatively dominant voices in late night. Screw the 11:35 timeslot. I’m becoming far more interested in what’s happening after midnight.

via @martha_s

SPOILER!!! This is the first five minutes of the season premiere of “LOST.”

I haven’t watched it because I didn’t want to destroy the excitement and fun of waiting until Tuesday, even though the first five minutes will probably leave me with more questions than answers.

via DarkUFO

UPDATE: Thanks to the self-satisfied sarcasm of someone who likes all-caps (“All-Caps” is also a term I use for slow people) I’ve been told that this footage was released willingly by ABC and that it isn’t really new footage. I did not know this, because I did not watch it, in an effort to shield myself from pre-airing spoilers.