Here’s where it all started. On Christmas Day in 1981, my parents gave me the gift of an official Andy Gibb wireless microphone that played through any standard radio. My act is slightly less dirty than it was back then, but the passion to tell jokes to strangers with an amplification device remains.

I will be doing this very thing at Comix in NYC tonight and tomorrow at 8 & 10:30. Please join myself and special guests Jonah Ray (of Web Soup & Nerdist Podcast) and God’s Pottery. This show will be amazing. And afterward we will all hug you.

TIX & INFO

If you’re in LA, direct yourself to the Improv on Melrose tonight, March 6th, for two shows at 7:30 & 9:30. I’ll be headlining with support from a pile of great comics. Come by. Bring your favorite portable electronic device so I can tag it with my name.

Tix and info here.

Aces!

Austin…6th St…the Capital…Moonlight Towers…

All things that will be surrounding my stand-up show tonight at La Zona Rosa. Special guests Mike Phirman and Austin favorite Doug Mellard. Doors are at 8, show’s at 9. Meetup and photos in the lobby afterward!

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On April 10th I will be coming to Seattle to perform comedy jokes. I’ll be bringing my best pal Phirm, who will be doing the same. I am told he’ll be bringing his guitar and his memory of a few Hard ‘n Phirm songs…

Special presale starts today at 10a PT. Tickets onsale to the rest of humanity tomorrow.

PRESALE LINK

Password: NERDIST

You buy now!

A new episode of John Oliver’s New York Stand-up Show featuring myself, Paul F. Tompkins, Greg Fitzsimmons & Mary Lynn Rajskub airs this Friday night at 11/10c on Comedy Central.

Please view it!

My first of two episodes premieres tonight on Comedy Central. I sincerely hope the television can capture how much fun it was to actually do these shows.

The funny thing to me is that people constantly say, “I had NO IDEA you did stand-up!” and I always think, “…but that’s MAINLY what I do!” Then I realize that there just isn’t that much of my face doing stand-up in the media, so how would they know that? My fault! These shows are my first steps toward changing that.

Tune in tonight to see myself along with John “a guy who’s as nice as he is funny, which is VERY” Oliver, Kristen Schaal (Flight of the Conchords), Nick Kroll (The League), & Matt Braunger (Mad TV).

And catch me live sometime if you can. It won’t suck.

Doing this show tonight. Fun line-up! Comedy nerds rejoice!

via Comedy Death-Ray

I could go ON AND ON about why “The Christmas Shoes” is the worst song ever written and subsequently recorded but why read words when you can hear a live performance of it by myself and Phirm with Patton Oswalt interjecting wonderful commentary throughout?

Possess it forever here!

Recorded at Comedy Death Ray’s Xmas Show, 2006
Submitted by @GiovanniGiorgio (thank you! I had completely forgotten we did this)