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The a Team

via Rad Dudes

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Weird Al & Sara Jean Underwood
(& me)

Shooting a super funtastic sketch for Web Soup.
These two are ACES in my book!

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Jack Torrance Novel Posthumously Released

Novelist Jack Torrance, whose mysterious death outside the infamous Overlook Hotel in 1980 sent shockwaves through the writer/caretaker community, apparently had been working on a book when he died. His surviving widow, Wendy Torrance-Thnettlebaum, whom neighbors describe as “shrill and blubbery,” was not available for whiny comment.
Available at blurb.com.

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Chuy-Paloompa

Tune in to Chelsea Lately tonight at 11p ET on E! to get the explanation to this photo (also to see me, Whitney Cummings & Brad Wollack).  There may be insults hurled at those more famous than ourselves.

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Pic of the Week: Mission Squirrel

via Web Soup Tumblr

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I Guess I’m Not Joining The Mile High Club. AGAIN.

Seems appropriate that I was flying Virgin.

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Would You Care For My Penis?

Can you dominate a species any MORE than having it serve a tray of its own dicks to you??? I guess you could put a propeller beanie on it and a t-shirt that says, “I heart farts,” but this is pretty dang close.
Actually, this is from an amazing Naturalist shop in Soho, NY called “Evolution,” [...]

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Fun With Closed Captioning

I happened to be out the other night when the episode of Chelsea Lately I had done earlier aired. Remembering some of the things I had said on the show, I couldn’t help but snap a picture when I realized what the closed captioner would have to type.
Sorry, The Deaf!

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Spock Toad

I took this yesterday at the Newport Aquarium in Northern Kentucky. Right before I snapped the photo, this Colorado River Toad pressed his hand against the glass. Couple that with the steely gaze…How could I NOT do this???
Star Trek LOLToads FTW.

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The Bob Saget Pick-Up

Ah, Rednecks. Sometimes they’ll surprise you. “Full Truck” is a perfect example. Comes with Uncle Jessie leather interior and an Olsen Twin Turbo V8.
Also a quick-fix when you don’t have a rear bumper so there’s no place to mount your “3SAGETS” license plate.
via People of Walmart & @solmssen

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