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LEGO ACKBAR!!!

I took this l’il guy’s pic at a LEGO store using Hipstamatic for iPhone, and subsequently was driven to throw it into the pile of one of the Internet’s most classic memes. Btw, if you’re in Philly this weekend come see me perform nerd-themed jokes at Helium Comedy.

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My New Girlfriend

Just like the plot of Tadpoles! Ok well not really but this was the only person I asked to take a picture with at Comic-con. This was mere MINUTES after we did the Paul panel together in Hall H, which itself was a mere minutes after the infamous mechanical pencil face-stabbing incident. You stab the [...]

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Neutralize Threats with Registration Symbols!

Does your building have a graffiti problem? Of course it does!  Well, rather than painting over it every couple of days, why not try neutralizing it by adding registration symbols to it. Turn this… …into this! No cause for alarm here!  It’s completely Harmlessified™!

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I Smell a Spin-off… and BRAINS!!

I have a sneaking suspicion that TRUE BLOOD is about to introduce yet another type of creature. The other night, did anyone else notice this creepy dude staggering through the foreground? Let’s just ZOOM IN and ENHANCE… *SPOILER ALERT: Due to atmospheric moisture, contents should be eaten within 7-10 days of opening. Phind more Phirm [...]

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The Dark Knight’s Golf Cart

Look, no matter how much evil Batman squashes with his Death-Monk training, at the core of it he’s still a rich white guy. As such, he is innately drawn to hit the links on weekends. The armored golf tumbler is great in the rough, marauding through sand traps and protecting its driver from stray golf [...]

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FIFA Announces “Nerd Cup Soccer”

LOS ANGELES, CA — FIFA announced Friday that for the first time in soccer history, nerds will not only be allowed to play the sport—they’ll have their own league. Beginning on Monday, the organization will lift its ban on nerds, as well as introduce three new rules: (1) no physical contact, (2) when a goal [...]

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Star of David

Phind more Phirm HERE!

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The Most Famous Car in Hollywood

A few years ago, I sold my favorite car: a 93 Honda Accord.  I hated selling him—not only because he was the “Black Pearl” of the Fourth Generation of Accords, but because he happens to be one of the most famous cars in America.  I mean it: YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE AMAZED by all [...]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

via LikeCool

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“Ghostbusters, 0 B.C.”

A Photoshop contest asked me what it would look like if my favorite movie took place in another era.  This was my answer. Mike Phirman is a comedian/musician/Photoshop Jedi and has just signed on as a Nerdist contributor! Get his amazing music here. HARDWICK’S NOTE: YES. This pic has been around for years. Phirman made [...]

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