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Jimmy Fallon Show Pics

Above: Michael Moore & Jimmy. Below: Broken Bells taken with Hipstamatic

Check out Late Night With Jimmy Fallon tonight! I’m nerding out on it.

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Sonic Screwdriver

Yeah, I’m pretty much nerding out over Doctor Who. I’m two eps into Season 3 and I’m angry that it took me this long to discover my new favorite show but thrilled that I get to have the experience. I mean, a show that, in one episode, goes back to meet Shakespeare, references the time [...]

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House Explained! Sort Of.

Anyone who knows me knows I love ol’ George House, especially when he’s leaning on a crutch to Huang Huang.
I’m not 100% sure where this ran but I have my suspicions (I’m looking at YOU, China). Of course, bad translation is always hilarious. ALWAYS. But in reality, I don’t even have the ability to draw [...]

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My New Favorite Shirt

Recently I bugged Weird Al about how I really wanted a vintage AL TV shirt and he totally found one and sent it to me! This photograph was taken moments after I claimed this shirt’s virginity. As it is 25 years old, I say it was about time.
And thanks, Al!!! You’re the bestest!

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Heinz Technology Brings Mobile Ketchup Into The 21st Century

GONE are the days when a diminutive ketchup slit merely weeps globs of the tomato-ey condiment onto a plastic sleeve that in turn becomes a shitty, makeshift spreading mechanism. FINALLY the Heinz Illuminati will soon usher in an Elizabethan Age of Mobile Ketchup onto our fries and hearts. And an additional wisp of packet sorcery [...]

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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet Pic.

Had a delightful lunch with Adam Savage, then got a tour of M5 and cornered Jamie to take this picture with us. We’re going to start touring as The Three Tenerds.

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“Clunkiest Company Name” Award

Mike Phirman took this picture of me last night in the parking lot of a TGI Fridays, the only open good-time eatery we could find when we arrived in St. Louis at 11pm.
“Computer Problem Busters” sounds like it was named in Japan and translated back into English. You have to admire their consistency! Their website [...]

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This Pic Slays Me.

via @rdeal1

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The Worst Toilet

I took this at an old cafe in Paris. If you’re worldly, you’re probably all like, “Mmmbut zees toilets are EVreeWHERE, you buFOON!” Then you should start hitting yourself in the face because it’s not my fault I had never seen one before.
This type of “Standing Deployment” waste receptacle poses several logistical problems in my [...]

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Felicia Day, Everyone!

Many thanks go to Felicia Day for co-hosting “Attack of the Show” with me today. She was hilarious with a generous side of charming and I’m not going out on any limb when I say she is one smokin’ cookie! (Felicia, I hope that doesn’t sound douchey)
If you ever get the chance to host a [...]

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