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Rob Zombie Taps The Nerdist for "Halloween 2" Cast

“…but there was already a Halloween II,” a film nerd would say. Yes, yes we all know that. This is the sequel to Rob Zombie’s Halloween Remake from 2007 which hopefully will be out later this year. As the news has popped up on Rob’s blog, I suppose it’s okay to further spill the horror [...]

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MacWorld 2009 Highlights

Well, Apple ended its long relationship to MacWorld with a series of announcements that can only be described in long-term relationship terminology as “a courtesy screw.” Don’t get me wrong, there are some fantastic additions to iPhoto, iMovie and iWork (though I don’t know anyone who uses iWork) plus DRM-free music whose only downside is [...]

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Nerdist Re-Launch VERY Soon…

LIKE NOW!!! There will still be a bit of tinkering here and there but welcome to the new site! If you had previously subscribed to RSS, you may want to ditch the old feed and re-subscribe by clicking up top. Heaps of thanks go to my genius art pal Chris Glass, who not only redesigned [...]

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No Jobs @ MacWorld

I know, this news is DAYS old. However, I can never resist the urge to post the drawing I made. I even went as far as to register icanhasstevezburger.com in the hopes of having you post LOLcat pics of Steve Jobs. The main problem is that there aren’t as many pictures of Jobs as there [...]

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LHC Acting Like A Little Bitch

Is a hadron a lazy bitch who won’t do its work? If so, then the LHC is a large one of those. Black Hole enthusiasts will have to wait until Spring ‘09 to be crushed into a singularity after a recent electrical tantrum thrown by this 5-billion dollar Swiss celebutante. Described in schematics as [...]

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I'm Hosting "Attack of the Show" For Two Whole Weeks

Kevin and Olivia have been ordered to go to Japan and navigate its poisonous blowfish, unorthodox address system and Ninja Warrior course. In their stead I shall be co-hosting for two whole weeks. Joining me will be a mash-up of Alison Haislip and Layla Kayleigh. Which days will Alison be on? Which days might Layla [...]

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Bloomberg News Decides To Kill Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs totally got fudged in the buns by Bloomberg News yesterday, who accidentally posted his obit TK years ahead of schedule. "Whoopsie! Sorry we said you died!" All major media outlets write obits for famous people in advance, just to be on the ball the moment someone cops it. Accidentally printing SteJo’s death (I [...]

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Wanna Stop Drinking? Pills To The Rescue!

I have a joke in my act about how "drinking is like pouring smiles on your brain." Now a new drug might be able to wipe that stupid grin right off it. A new drug currently in clinical trials attempts to bind to a receptor that blocks the good times you feel within the first [...]

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WHAT THE F IS THIS???? Pt. 3

Few things are more upsetting in Latino culture than the Chupacabra. Part vampire, part whatsis, the Chupacabra drains goats of their precious goat’s blood because it is less fattening than cow’s blood. Images of the creature have been elusive, as the legendary goat-vampire preys upon its victims at night. While the goats are asleep in [...]

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When Consumers Approach Apple About iPhone Issues, Apple Pretends It Sees Someone It Knows And Slinks Away

Nerdist Amanda sent in this link to a story that lays out in explicit detail that the problems I’ve been having with my Jesus phone are a growing epidemic. AT&T is denying that there’s a problem…Apple refuses to respond at all…if this exact service issue on the 3G network is happening all over the world, [...]

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