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Thanks, Downloaders!

I guess we’ll keep making it!

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911: The New Sex Chat

“911?! Help!!! 40 million passengers are trapped in my balls I have to get them out!”
Now everyone knows the face of the guy who was didn’t have enough rollover minutes to tug one out. SADLARIOUS.
PS – News people are humorless.

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Quicken Eats Mint

I just got this email:
Mint.com to Join the Intuit Family
We’ve got exciting news to share with you! Quicken and Mint.com are coming together to take personal finance to the next level. Intuit just announced our intent to purchase Mint.com. The acquisition is expected to close by the end of 2009.
Mint.com is a [...]

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Apple Netbook, For Reals?

Schwa??? Some anonymous analyst somewheres, or “anonylyst,” swears on his anonymous mother’s life that he has held a 10-inch Apple Netbooky thing in his hands. Hands, by the way, that we must picture as an amalgamation of other hands we’ve stored in our memories as we do not have a visual reference due to their [...]

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Thank You, AT&T: GOOD SUBSIDIZED IPHONE PRICING NEWS

Well, I just got off the phone with an AT&T customer service representative (who was very sweet, btw) and it looks like there’s some good news for some current iPhone owners about subsidized pricing that just came down the pike today.
AT&T has extended the following rad pricing:

$99 8g 3G
$199 16g 3GS
$299 32g 3GS

…if you meet [...]

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G4 Picks Up "Web Soup"

This is fantastic news for me because I am hosting and writing on it. I’d like to slobber on G4 by saying that the pilot was BEYOND fun and I’m looking forward to doing the show regularly. “Web Soup” is produced by the “The Soup” producers, so it’s more of a spin-off than a rip-off. [...]

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Joel McHale's New Show Looks Fantastic

I think we can all agree that Joel is phenomenal on “The Soup.” But there is not doubt that he will soon own a shiny chunk of Hollywood with some kick-ass new projects this Fall. First, McHale will pop up in The Informant, directed by a guy named Steven Soderbergh. Nextly, his NBC show, “Community,” [...]

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Thanks, Lifehacker!

One of my all-time favorite sites, Lifehacker, recently asked to interview me about my GTD habits (well, the site isn’t sentient, it was actually editor Adam Pash who asked). I was completely flattered by the request. Many of the tools that I use in my life were brought to me through Lifehacker, the most useful [...]

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Apple Freakin' Touchscreen Freakin' Netbooks!!!

Even though SteJo fervently dismissed the idea of an Apple netbook last year, it seems that Apple may release a 9 or 10-inch touchscreen netbook in the second half of the year, according to that hilarious comedy website CNNMoney.com. With the possibility of the WWDC happening in June I can’t help but hope and wonder [...]

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Analog TV Gets Stay Of Execution

…but only for a few months. The Senate passed a bill yesterday that would delay the digital broadcasting switcheroo until June 12, mainly because the government ran out of funds to give out digital converter box coupons to people who can’t afford awesome new million-to-one contrast ratio HDTVs running at 120Hz, no doubt thanks to [...]

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