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10 Robots I’d Like To F**K

IGN and Kotaku reported some exciting Fallout: New Vegas news this weekend! ROBOT CONGRESS WILL BE ALLUDED TO OR SOMETHING. It seems sex with robots is totally a go for the upcoming apocalypse (game). Here is what the ESRB says: There is also an extended sequence suggesting (no depiction) sexual activity with a robot (e.g., [...]

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Mass Effect Cosplay Makes Lady Blogger Sadfaced

This post from Kotaku about Polish model Jessika F doing the above cosplay photo shoot made my brain sad and here’s why: Deep Breath. I AM HAVING A PROBLEM TYPE THINGY WITH THE LADIES DRESSING IN THE SEXY COSTUMES AND CALLING IT NERDY. A SERIOUS THINGY. I am not a prude nor am I a [...]

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You Shot My Balls Off: A Mafia II Demo Review

Guess what I did this past weekend? Guess! I ate fridge sandwiches, drank cold beer, and moved one step closer to becoming a made man! I know! I think I’m awesome too! I also watched the Bioshock Infinite trailer over and over again (it’s Bioshock across the sky! All the way across the sky!) but [...]

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Aimbot…in Real Life

The military has finally released their new tech and soldiers with Aimbot will pwn! P.S. If you haven’t checked out all of FreddieW‘s videos you’re depriving your brain of awesomeness.

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Wherein I Gush About Hydrothunder: Hurricane

Hydrothunder: Hurricane came out last week as part of the XBox Live Summer of Arcade series and you guys – I seriously lost my shit about it. It’s been over ten years since a wee tow-headed Kiala toddled her way into an arcade, shoved a sticky dollar bill into the token machine, and clambered up [...]

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Pick-up-emon

I may be 24, but I still love Pokemon. I find this adorable. I’d say yes should a girl gave it to me, if we lived in a universe where it’s ok for women to ask men out on dates. I have a feeling people will have split opinions on this smooth, dating tactic. (via [...]

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Comic Con Scared The Crap Out Of Me

Image Via Felicia Day When faced with the insane crowds at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con, I did what any professional journalist would do – I ran back to my hotel room and watched Prince of Persia while sipping soothing champagne from the mini bar. Don’t get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoyed the evening social [...]

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Game of Thrones Video Game! Insert Winter is Coming Joke Here!

You know how sometimes when you’re out on The Wall with The Night’s Watch because Winter is Coming (ta da!) and you sense an Other and you’re all, “Shit! I am the horn that wakes the sleepers! That’s me!” So you like, blow your horn or whatever and save the crap out of Winterfell? Right??? [...]

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Anchorman the Video Game?

I fuggin WISH. Nah, but I did see Predators this weekend and while it was everything I’d ever dreamed of in another movie about predators, it got me to thinking about action flicks and video games and how they pair perfectly like peanut butter and more delicious peanut butter and about how maybe I am [...]

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Who told you not to play with fire?

Take a minute to nerd out with fire and video games!

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