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Mega-Julia vs. Giant Octo-Julia

The following blurb went out this morning to all of the ArcLight Cinema members in their periodical newsletter. Even though the Academy tends to shun colossal monster comedies, I think Meryl Streep is a shoo-in for her vividly authentic portrayal of Giant Octopus.

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"Blade Runner" as Performed by Kindle 2 & iPod Shuffle

This is a genius idea and I’m kind of mad I didn’t think of it first: An Amazon Kindle 2 and iPod Shuffle reinact Leon’s Voight-Kampff scene from Blade Runner using their respective robot voxes.
Mega nerd points go to @DTurley on the Twitter for flinging this in my direction.

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Susan Boyle: Don't Ask, Just Watch

This would be borderline unbelievable if you saw it in a movie but is probably one of the most PERFECT moments ever captured on television. From top to bottom. If this doesn’t make you say to others nearby, “Ah…there’s something in my eye,” before you run off to the bathroom, your heart is made of [...]

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Onion News Network: Children Exposed to Pornography May Expect Sex to Be Enjoyable

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The Best/Worst Tattoo I've Ever Seen

My best friend Mike Phirman sent this to pic to me. My previously favorite tattoo was a guy who had a full-bodied Popeye inked on his stomach and his penis was also Popeye’s. The proportions were hilarious and also what you might considerate accurate for the cartoon sailor: thick but squat. (That is, of course, [...]

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Patrick Stewart on Sesame Street

Sure, you may have seen this. I had not. Now I am glad I have.

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"Shit" on Wheel of Fortune

Yes, I’m twelve.

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Have You Ever Wanted Super Powers?

Then this video is for YOU. It chronicles the delightful tale of a man who goes in search of a nemesis hoping it will unlock his dormant super powers.

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My Favorite Vintage Tech Video

For years this has been one of my favorite videos on the Webs. CERTAINLY my favorite vintage vid. It’s a classic “World of Tomorrow” type scenario where women and robots are equally negatively stereotyped. In fact, if I were a robot watching this I would run my offended protocols. The other hilarious thing about it [...]

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Laser Wound Bonding

Yes, Futurists! Wounds can now be sewn up using photons instead of stitches. The only down side I can see is the flood of people rushing to unnecessary surgery just for the awesome thrill of getting all lased up, as opposed to getting laced up. Oh, words…you so craaaazy.

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