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House Explained! Sort Of.

Anyone who knows me knows I love ol’ George House, especially when he’s leaning on a crutch to Huang Huang.
I’m not 100% sure where this ran but I have my suspicions (I’m looking at YOU, China). Of course, bad translation is always hilarious. ALWAYS. But in reality, I don’t even have the ability to draw [...]

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Terminator 5: Dance of the Tequilabots

Made in Alabama by Vacant Manifesto. Almost makes me wish I had a boozy, ethnically stereotyped automaton to leave me for dead in a lens-filtered effect shoot out. *sigh*
WARNING: May be considered racist if you’re a Mexican robot.
EL FIN DE LINEA.
via Steve Burdette

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Uh…

“Nose Aerobics.” It’s a thing. It’s a thing somebody thought of and talked another person into making it a physical reality.
From the site InventionZoo.com (who claim “Clever Products for Clever People”–sarcastically, I imagine):
With numerous games to play, this is how it works: Attach the stem to the glasses, put the glasses on, then attach any [...]

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Crazy Lady Attacks Neighbor

The getting-noticed-and-then-chased chills of a zombie flick, the language of a “Deadwood” episode and the charm of Throw Mamma From The Train all rolled into one delightfully uncomfortable video that is essentially a commercial for sadness.

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The Wisdom of Ben Franklin

I love Philadelphia.

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The Bob Saget Pick-Up

Ah, Rednecks. Sometimes they’ll surprise you. “Full Truck” is a perfect example. Comes with Uncle Jessie leather interior and an Olsen Twin Turbo V8.
Also a quick-fix when you don’t have a rear bumper so there’s no place to mount your “3SAGETS” license plate.
via People of Walmart & @solmssen

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Stark Trek Cologne

Truthfully I’m surprised this didn’t happen sooner. I’m sure it probably has the essence of treated vinyl but for anyone who wants to smell like you over-acted your way through a sea of multi-colored space vaginae, Tiberius is just for you!
Available at Entertainment Earth

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Gayest Racing Game EVER. (Literally)

This is nine kinds of awesome. I don’t know what the purpose of it is, but do you really need one?
[via Buzzfeed]

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“30 Rock”-based Porn (Safe)

They actually did a decent job! Some of the characterizations aren’t terrible and it’s pretty funny! (for a porn–you gotta grade them on a generous curve, like being pleasantly surprised by a defensive tackle getting a combined 900 on the SATs)
The trailer IS safe-for-work and starts off with a Tracy Jordan-esque crib tour. The “30 [...]

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Best Top Ten List EVER

Classic Letterman from ‘93.

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