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Merengue Dog

That dress covers nothing. You can still TOTALLY see that dog’s snizz. via Jason Chen

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Pick-up-emon

I may be 24, but I still love Pokemon. I find this adorable. I’d say yes should a girl gave it to me, if we lived in a universe where it’s ok for women to ask men out on dates. I have a feeling people will have split opinions on this smooth, dating tactic. (via [...]

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Nerd Tatts Of the Week

So I’m buying jeans at the Beverly Center Mega-Mall complex and Shopatorium today and a dude comes up to me and says, “I love your blog!” which is exciting to me because I enjoy being acknowledged. I reply with the clever, “Thanks!” (as you should do in a situation such as this) and go to [...]

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Spice Invaders!!!

Well, if you enjoy granulated spices in any capacity I can’t see a good goddamn reason why you wouldn’t want to unleash them onto your food with these gravity-based spice deployment units. Space Invaders prepared us for the impending alien invasion, should it come in a rhythmic, typewriter-like attack from chunky jagged creatures. For added [...]

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GAHHHH! Old Lady Sprouts Horn!!!

I got nothin’ for this one. Other than abject terror, that is…I mean, I’m sure it’s nothing more than a benign cutaneous keratinous tumor but GAH!!! via zuzutop

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Banned Disney Photos

Sweet cheese these are hilarious. See nine more at Uphaa.

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House Explained! Sort Of.

Anyone who knows me knows I love ol’ George House, especially when he’s leaning on a crutch to Huang Huang. I’m not 100% sure where this ran but I have my suspicions (I’m looking at YOU, China). Of course, bad translation is always hilarious. ALWAYS. But in reality, I don’t even have the ability to [...]

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Terminator 5: Dance of the Tequilabots

Made in Alabama by Vacant Manifesto. Almost makes me wish I had a boozy, ethnically stereotyped automaton to leave me for dead in a lens-filtered effect shoot out. *sigh* WARNING: May be considered racist if you’re a Mexican robot. EL FIN DE LINEA. via Steve Burdette

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Uh…

“Nose Aerobics.” It’s a thing. It’s a thing somebody thought of and talked another person into making it a physical reality. From the site InventionZoo.com (who claim “Clever Products for Clever People”–sarcastically, I imagine): With numerous games to play, this is how it works: Attach the stem to the glasses, put the glasses on, then [...]

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Crazy Lady Attacks Neighbor

The getting-noticed-and-then-chased chills of a zombie flick, the language of a “Deadwood” episode and the charm of Throw Mamma From The Train all rolled into one delightfully uncomfortable video that is essentially a commercial for sadness.

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