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Contests

Nerdist Photo Caption Contest #4: RESULTS

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? Congratulations, RYAN T!!! You win your very own t-shirt from the skillful design nerds at Wire & Twine! And thanks to all who entered! This was an amazing turnout of terrific stuff. (Though many of you apparently really wanted me to have sex with this unsuspecting creature.) We [...]

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Nerdist Photo Caption Contest 4

Did YOU whisper secrets to an alpaca today? No? Then vicariously live through ME. I thought this would make the perfect pic for the next photo caption contest. Submit your entries in the “Comments” section below. The deadline is Sunday, March 21st at midnight PST. First prize is a pick-whichever-tshirt-you-like from the awesome design nerds [...]

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Phirm’s Baby Photo Caption Contest:
RESULTS POST!

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NERDIST PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST:
Phirm’s Baby

My best friend Mike Phirman has co-produced the above-referenced human, Milo. While taking a picture with tiny Milo, Mike said, “Pretend you’ve gone back in time and you’re trying to convince me to join Hard ‘n Phirm.” For some reason I went with an argumentative approach. In my opinion, the bit still works because as [...]

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Hogwarts SNAPS

Two weeks ago, in the midst of a Harry Potter nerd session I said to a friend of mine, “McGonagall’s p**sy so hairy HAGRID wu’ent gamekeep it” and thus “Hogwart’s SNAPS” was born. Naturally, I slapped it onto Twitter not really thinking it would get much more than a “wah-WAH.” Instead, other H-Snaps began to [...]

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Nerdist Photo Caption Contest 2: RESULTS POST

First of all, I love you guys. A LOT. There were 225 entries for this contest, which marks a 400% growth from the first one. I thoroughly enjoyed reading through each and every entry and I look foward to many more of these in the future. I got a lotta tech toys to give away, [...]

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Nerdist Photo Caption Contest 2: The Returnening

Greetings, Gentle Nerdists! The first photo caption contest was so much durn fun that I felt it was time for another one. This photo was taken by me on the set of “Attack of the Show” and it yearns for your hilarious caption. First prize has been generously donated by the spectacular humans at iHome [...]

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The Nerdist Photo Caption Contests: Results Post!

Yes, this one still makes me giggle from of the sheer simplicity of it. And congratulations to Nerdist ElbowOnFire for the $50 worth of digital merchandise he/she will be enjoying from the one and only iTunes. Remember, if your virtual music storefront doesn’t say "iTunes," you’re probably an Apple software engineer working on a future [...]

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The Nerdist Photo Caption Contest

Alright, Nerdlings…This is the first of hopefully many contests aboard the SS Nerdist. Load up the comment thread with your best captions for this pic. The winner will receive a $50 iTunes gift card. Captions must be submitted by Friday, 8/22 and the winner will be announced on Monday, 8/25.

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