Five Things I Will Not Miss About E3 If The SOPA Protests Are Still In Effect
With the possibility of major gaming news outlets pulling out of E3 in protest of SOPA/PIPA (at the urging of Penny Arcade) I’m beginning to get seriously mopey at… more
If Portal 2 Had Been Written By Classic American Lit Authors
In the spirit of never ever letting go of my favorite game in the whole wide universe, I’ve imagined a world in which my favorite writers had helmed the Portal… more
Nintendiot: Or, I Know Nothing About Nintendo. Sorry.
Last week while out to dinner with friends, I was outed by SOMEONE (cough, and that cough sounds like “my husband”) at the table as a closet Nintendo moron. Now… more
Lost Batman and Ezio Auditore Correspondence FOUND!
BREAKING NEWS, EVERYBODY! In an unprecedented, archeologically impossible turn of events, scientists have unearthed a slew of correspondence between Italian assassin Ezio Auditore da Firenze and everyone’s favorite Dark Knight,… more
Let’s Start a Fight: Portal 2 vs. Skyrim
(In which I am super mean in an attempt to make you all explain to me why anyone with half a brain would prefer Skyrim over Portal 2. See? I… more
Here’s What Happens When You Play Skyrim, AC:Revelations, and Modern Warfare 3 Simultaneously, Kids
Look. I’ll admit I might be a little confused. When that dragon came swooping down right before Ezio Auditore da Firenze was about to be executed and the Russian President… more
Skyrim Tweet Round Up
Hey! Did you guys know Skyrim came out this weekend? It’s weird how NOBODY is talking about it. Hahahahaha! Oh! Whew! Sarcasm. Anyway, I’ve compiled a list of the funniest… more
