The Next Big Thing In STAR WARS Bathroom Fixtures: The Sarlacc Toilet
By Lenny Pierce on March 8, 2014
It all started with a poop joke, and in a way that’s kind of where it ended up as well. After one of his buddies said he was off to “toss Boba Fett in the sarlacc”, Robbie Rane was struck with inspiration.
Rane has since created a sticker set that you can put on the inside of your toilet bowl to make it look like a real life Pit of Carkoon. The sticker set comes complete with all the players of the famous pivotal scene where our favorite rebel scum nearly met their doom. This invention is great for those of us who don’t want to just flush our waste into a septic system but would rather see it “find a new definition of pain and suffering as [it is] slowly digested over a… thousand years.”
The sticker set also features items that can be applied to the underside of the upturned lid such as the twin suns of Tatooine and Jabba’s hovering sail barge. What could this mean for the future of Star Wars-themed appliances? Will Rane create a sticker set that lets us doll up our AC units like AT-ATs?
What you’d have to say every time you went #2. (LucasFilm)
Rane is not necessarily intending this to be his next great business venture, but he does say on his website that he printed a few extra sticker sets. Those interested parties can contact Rane directly at firstname.lastname@example.org. Can’t believe that email address was available.