Pete Holmes Tells Us Why Wolverine is Just the Worst

“What is a motorcycle made of?” “Glass…and tubes.”

Wolverine is the best at what he does, but what is it that he does exactly? In a sketch that premiered during The Pete Holmes Show New York Comic Con panel, Professor X (Pete Holmes) has an uncomfortable one-on-one with Wolverine (George Basil) to explain to him why his powers are a liability and, thus, he must be fired. Obviously an expert at making it weird, Holmes’ Xavier wastes no time in cutting the Canuck down to size.

Considering he’s already tried his hand at Batman and now Professor X, I’m looking forward to The Pete Holmes Show being a vast repository of superhero-themed sketches. Keeping my fingers crossed for Pete to get all dolled up, Savage Dragon-style.

Who do you think is the worst member of the X-Men? Let us know in the comments below or let me know on Twitter. And be specific.

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