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Alison Haislip Reads the Deranged Sorority Girl Email (NSFW!)

by on April 19, 2013

You’ve already read the Deranged Sorority Girl email, and if you haven’t, you have to (basically, it’s a sorority girl at the University of Maryland reading the riot act to her sisters in incredibly profane and colorful terms). And then, play the video above, in which our pal Alison Haislip reads it in exactly the voice you’ll hear in your head when you read it. It’s very NSFW and very classic. If you’re sensitive to coarse language and offensive terms for various people, maybe you’ll want to skip this, but, really, it’s a classic meltdown and Slippy does a fantastic interpretation of it, so put skittishness aside and enjoy the majesty, including the creative use of the word “punt” in a manner not related to Chris Kluwe.

Now, if Gilbert Gottfried is available for a reading….

HT: Charlene Jimenez

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