The Horror of Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man
by Dan Casey on February 25, 2013
Imagine if all that great power and great responsibility came with a great level of scientific accuracy as to what gaining the abilities of a spider would actually entail. Uncle Ben would roll over in his mini-bowl (wait, what? There’s a second Uncle Ben?). Who knew that King Missile’s alt-rock hit “Detachable Penis” was actually about spiders? Apparently, the mad geniuses over at Fox’s Animation Domination High Def did, and now we have to bear the butt-silken burden of that knowledge too. This time, science, you’ve gone too far.
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