The Great Montana False Zombie Alert Of 2013
by Perry Michael Simon on February 11, 2013
Okay, by now, Great Falls, Montana should know that, contrary to an Emergency Alert System announcement aired on local CBS affiliate KRTV and its CW affiliated digital multicast channel Monday afternoon, there is no zombie alert presently active in the area. See? No zombies.
Of course, had you seen this, you might have thought there was:
Yes, someone allegedly hacked into the EAS at the stations and issued a zombie alert for several counties in Montana where, the voice on the alert claimed, “bodies of the dead are rising from their graves and attacking the living.” Deputy Rick Grimes was unavailable for comment.