I’m your nerd host, Chris Hardwick
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Nerdist is a place where we nerds come together and share the nerdery that we find. It's also my home to various elements of the Nerdist Empire. You might recognize me from TV. You don't realize that's where you know me from, but it is. You think you went to college with me or I look like your cousin's friend, but that is not the case. At one time or another you stumbled upon me on your moving picture box in such cerebral gems as MTV's "Singled Out" and Noam Chomsky's "Shipmates." and so much more...
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You should do teeny tiny ones all the time. regular length as well, but throw in a tiny one when youre strapped for time again, it works well with the format. Thanks, guysl
Seriously even the “teeny tiny bonus baby(episode)”, or the ‘half chub extravaganza’ as i like to call it was GREAT! However whilst it was still a great episode, i could not “full body release” without a full episode. I mean, I got a “partial full body release” but it just felt like me masturbating on the crapper… I saw a ghost right after I came, too! Which, in turn, caused a terrified “FBR” and in all honesty I dunno who was more frightened… Can a ghost full body release? Shoot out like ectoplasm and dust or some shit?? So yea, I guess there’s a masker in this rant… If it ever gets read, I think I ran a little long. It’s not like I was… UNSTOPPABLE or anything
I enjoyed this. Especially since I could watch T.J. Kangaroo Jackin’ It all the way over in Boise Uduhu from Lincoln Nebraska. All of the walls between me and him were see-through, and all of the people were slightly translucent. It was… Difficult. But T.J. makes everything work.
Cash was great too. I just wish he would wear more flannel. The naked-with-only-a-hat-and-one-bandolier-filled-with-swizzle-sticks look is as difficult to look at as it is to depict with text and hyphens.