I’m your nerd host, Chris Hardwick
Nerdist is a place where we nerds come together and share the nerdery that we find. It's also my home to various elements of the Nerdist Empire. You might recognize me from TV. You don't realize that's where you know me from, but it is. You think you went to college with me or I look like your cousin's friend, but that is not the case. At one time or another you stumbled upon me on your moving picture box in such cerebral gems as MTV's "Singled Out" and Noam Chomsky's "Shipmates." and so much more...


“You’ve angered a wizard…” I fraking love this woman. Looking forward to this.
Janet doing an awesome Delilah impersonation a bit in this episode. Awesome…
So excited for this! Hitttting play… now.
Vanessa’s absolute glee at achieving palm-sized piglet guardianship in the game might just be the high point, and certainly the highest note, of the episode.
The best pizza I’ve ever had was just a crust, some olive oil and sauteed onions that were just BARELY turning sweet. If those alternacrusts are good, you should totally try it.
Also, did the Wrinkle in Time books involve a part where the main characters traveled to a two-dimensional universe where they felt horribly crushed? I feel like I read them as a kid but can’t actually recall what they were about. :/
Moose is delicious. And Canada hasn’t been nice to refugees for years (thank you Harper’s Conservative government)…
Anywho. Christmas ornaments: big important purchase every time anyone from my (immediate) family travels to a new place. Not only does our Xmas tree get ornaments from all over the world (well mostly North America and Europe), but it’s a nice way to remember all those trips every year. And, speaking of small, model things a model train is an essential part of said Xmas tree. It’s a toy for both grown-ups and kids, though back when we were kids, that train didn’t just go around the tree, in our imagination it came all the way from the North Pole and went back. We totally should have sued Chris Van Allsburg and Tom Hanks for copyright enfringement!
Janet – the stops/breaks in the podcast didn’t distract me at all.
This was such a fun episode. I loved the Australian accents! Also, it’s such a joy listening to you laugh along with your guests.
I’m so glad you are recovering/weren’t harmed too bad in your accident.
As for the plumbing thing, we get roots in our plumbing every couple years, which leads to water in our basement. Our plumber has since scheduled a visit a year or so from now to be proactive about it.
Janet and Vanessa talking about rolling around on the floor and pee breaks is sooooo girly! And I say that as a huge compliment! It’s a refreashing break from the dick and fart jokes I usually listen to during the day.
Indeed, belated gratitude that your bike accident wasn’t more devastating…the fun don’t stop, sometimes.
I remember having to read A Wrinkle in Time back in 6th grade! When you mentioned it I had flashbacks of being obsessed with this picture back in the day.
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Guys, I’m SO GLAD you enjoyed this ep and all of its zaniness. In another parallel dimension, Vanessa and I host a podcast together, I think. TOO MUCH FUN!!
What tragic event took Cole out of podcasting duties in this parallel universe? As long as there’re questions about Wizards and horrible choices, I’m in.
Just listened to this. I never comment on podcasts– but this was maybe my favorite episode ever. Vanessa Ragland is so lovely and funny. Her MASH results were a wonderful episode ending.
All the talk about Madeleine L’Engle made me so happy! I didn’t know anyone but me considered “A Wrinkle in Time” to be their bible! I read it first in 4th grade and continue to read it at least once a year and always have a nice copy in my apartment.
PS it really is hard to have curly hair in middle school!! curly hair + no parental hair education + humid climate = an awkward mess.