I’m your nerd host, Chris Hardwick
Nerdist is a place where we nerds come together and share the nerdery that we find. It's also my home to various elements of the Nerdist Empire. You might recognize me from TV. You don't realize that's where you know me from, but it is. You think you went to college with me or I look like your cousin's friend, but that is not the case. At one time or another you stumbled upon me on your moving picture box in such cerebral gems as MTV's "Singled Out" and Noam Chomsky's "Shipmates." and so much more...
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Woo hoo. That was super quick! Thx guys
I don’t think they even wrap broken ribs anymore. Funny show guys
I have to say I felt the same way about TDKR, I wanted to love it but the end kinda killed it for me…
First I want to say how much I like this podcast. I’m not articulate enough to verbalize a standing ovation, but know that you guys deserve it. The show is entertaining and I look forward to it.
Secondly, I now realize that in the late 80′s I was a Porno Claus (Kris Tingle, Ol’ Saint Dick, Father Jizmas). The father of my best friend in junior high was a crazy porn collector. He had hundreds of magazines and videos stored in the room above their garage. This was his “den” and we weren’t allowed in there. So, of course, when he wasn’t around we would sneak in for a look. After almost getting caught a few times we decided we needed a better way to enjoy his porn. He wouldn’t miss a couple magazines, so we each grabbed a favorite and hunted our small town for a place to stash. We settled on the old, rarely used picnic pavilion in the park adjacent to our school. We (as 7th graders) were allowed to use that park, unsupervised, during school lunch break. We could look at our porn all week long! Of course we showed off to the guys in our class which resulted in theft of our stolen porn. So every few weeks we would have to replace. We did this successfully for the entire school year without getting caught. My friend moved the following summer ending porn in the park, but I retained the notoriety I had gained for my role for some time. Thanks FEAB for allowing me to revisit this period of my life.
Lost it at the PA announcements, you guys are fantastic.
The best Bond villain is Hippocrates Noah.