EXCLUSIVE: Hard ‘n Phirm & Friends Sing “Gersberms (Yer Gervin Mah)”
by Perry Michael Simon on November 13, 2012
Take one of the funnier Internet memes of recent times, put it to a smooth boy band-style-R&B groove, and you get “Gersberms (Yer Gervin Mah),” the new hit video exclusive to the Nerdist Channel from… oh, wait, I forgot a few ingredients:
The artists: Hard ‘n Phirm.
Featured vocals from Hayley Williams of Paramore and the Swedish Chef.
The acting talents of The Big Bang Theory‘s Melissa Rauch.
And a special message at the end.
ERMAHGERD.
Plus, the guys wear hats. Several hats.
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H ‘n P, you have outdone yourserlves. Curdoes!
Er dern’t knerw whert er jurst wertched…
Please tell me Melissa Rauch will be on the podcast soon! I’d love to hear her real voice.
ERMAHGERD! HERD EN FERM!
Ser hawrt! Ser kewrl! Ser smerrve!
Bork, bork, Björk!
“Der yer lerk Spernish?” El Demonio que hace trofeos de los hombres.
Whaaaat?
Glad you waited now, Patty?
Patty,
Melissa and the rest of the Big Bang Theory were on episode 123, including Melissa Rauch. But I know what you’re thinking (maybe?), we need some pure convo time with Nerdist and Melissa. Her normal speaking voice is deeper than Bernadette’s, and very nice.
the swedish chef is a piece of shit! i mean come on!! he is clearly wearing a wedding ring the whole time and then steals all the fine ladies at the end!
@JetpackBlues – YES!!! Did NOT see this coming!
@farleyk – Sadly, I’ve not heard all of the Nerdist podcast episodes as I didn’t start listening until #178 (They Might Be Giants). I’m inching my way through the back catalog and have #56 (the first Hostful) all queued up and ready to play on iTunes. So….I’m now up to 2011! Yippee! Just in time for 2012 to finish up. I’m SO far behind…
But yes, solo interviews with EACH of the cast members would be uber-cool! Mayim Bialik wasn’t on the show yet when the whole team was interviewed, was she?
@Patty – I think she was. I know she was on the panel because I remember her being asked about her wardrobe after her “What Not to Wear” episode.
Yes. That is all.
Thanks For Being Awesome Hard ‘n Phirm.
Aw Big C got cock bjorked… (again)
Werrrherrr! Ther bernd’s berk tergerther!
Patty, you didn’t start until #178?! Well … better late than never, I guess. Still, I’m shocked. You’re a n00b! N00B!
When did the rest of you start listening?
(#1)
PS: Funny shit. Missing Jonah Ray and MERN KERMPF though.
HA!
followed by a tsunami of Ha!
great job
@Patty I’m also a Late Nerdist Bloomer.
@Matt I started with #187 and then went back and downloaded several that I enjoyed mostly with Voice Actors,other celebrities and comedians,The BBT Panel,Walking Dead Panel,The 2 Kevin Smith Episodes (#54 still makes me laugh so hard) the only Hostful I downloaded was “Bloody Gaze” and also I’m pretty caught up with the podcast also I downloaded besides the main podcast,the Captain Lazerbeam episodes from Thrilling Adventure Hour,Couple of episodes of Mutant Season and the Writer’s Panel episode about Animation shows.
@Matt: Mern Kermpf? Really? REALLY? Mern Kermpf?
Ja!
http://goo.gl/BAefT
Mein Lieblingsbuch!
I started listening at #1 as well, but I think I came on board 6 or 8 months late. Only after having Chris advertise the blog every week on “Web Soup.” So I finally came here and crammed like 50-60 episodes until I got caught up.
Besides Wil Wheaton’s “Radio Free Burrito”, this was the first podcast I followed regularly. Then I figured out how to get it on my phone. Then started telling all my nerdy friends about it and the back catalog.
If that link leads to the “book” I could get thrown into prison for just clicking on it over here
@Matt: No, I wouldn’t set you up like that. It’s from Awkward Family Photos and it shows a little girl, holding a baby-doll and ‘The Book’, while making the Gersberms face.
Here’s the full link: http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2010/01/12/bedtime-stories/ Use your discretion.
Amazing
And yes, this thread took a Godwinian turn and is now all about Adolf Hitler. You’re welcome, nerds.
@Matt I started with episode #3 with Adam Carolla…..is anyone surprised? Fun Facts (did you ever notice how fun facts are hardly any fun and are almost useless as facts?) it took me a year to realize that I knew CH from things beyond the Nerdist Podcast.
We could turn the Adolf Hitler into a thread about porn. re: #Mandroid.
@Diane: To get even nerdier (Matt will get this), there’s a scene in Iron Sky where 2 moon Nazis are looking at an American porn mag and comment “It is strange.. there is no hair here, or there, or there.. and this looks like Hitler’s mustache. I kind of like it.”
MEIN SCHNERBERT!
Iron Sky is AWESOME!
Once I got past the image of you two wearing fedoras (they’ve become like the neckbeards of hats) this was the most completely amazing video ever and oh my gosh the spanish part i can’t even with that. totally hilarious. great job, guys! if you’d done this song at chris’s mandroid taping i probably would not be alive anymore because i’d have laughed myself to death.
i hope this means hayley will be on the podcast soon
@JetpackBlues – Ermahgerd, “Trermph erf da Werl” ers ser ERMAHZER-BERLS! Herer fer Lern Rerfernsterl!
[I love making fun of Nazis. Warms m'heart!]
@Diane M. Martin – A Mandroid-based porn thread? I don’t know if this counts, but since CH compared vaginas to Platform 9 and 3/4, I will never, EVER be able to watch the Harry Potter movies the same way again.
Oh my god…THEY’RE ALL UNDER AGE! EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
So really, how hard was it to book (bork?) the Swedish Chef? And how many rubber chickens does he have on his rider?
I’m laughing at the podcast hipsterism. I started listening to the podcast before Jonah was even born.
ERMAHGERD!!! THERCE ERCE SER FERKIN DERLERSHERCE!!!
The reveal when Big C zipped up the Boba Fett hoodie blew me away. I think I have something new to add to my Christmas list…
Someone tell me where I can get that San Diego Padres hat…
Why is this not on iTunes? I need the hook as my ring tone. Come on guys! Shut up and take my 99 cents!