Your Pumpkin-Smashing Instructional Video of the Day
By Perry Michael Simon on October 31, 2012
Herewith, for Halloween from the folks at Ashton Kutcher’s Thrash Lab and in glorious slow-motion, their “Top 10 Ways to Smash a Pumpkin”:
10. Baseball bat.
8. Thrown against wall.
7. Run over by car.
6. Chain saw.
5. Thrown from roof.
4. Shattering a glass pane.
3. Axe throwing (with pumpkin perched on a dummy’s head).
2. Light saber.
1. Kaboom, in a walkoff.
I can think of some other options — guillotine, dropping a weight on top, woodchipper — but your mileage may vary. And, no, we won’t make any Billy Corgan references here.