I’m your nerd host, Chris Hardwick
Nerdist is a place where we nerds come together and share the nerdery that we find. It's also my home to various elements of the Nerdist Empire. You might recognize me from TV. You don't realize that's where you know me from, but it is. You think you went to college with me or I look like your cousin's friend, but that is not the case. At one time or another you stumbled upon me on your moving picture box in such cerebral gems as MTV's "Singled Out" and Noam Chomsky's "Shipmates." and so much more...


I’m excited to see this. I saw Midnite Martini at the Midwest Best of Burlesk (BOMB) festival, and she did a Hello Kitty burlesk act that was amazing. Didn’t turn me into a furry – but we joke about it every time we see Hello Kitty backpacks.
I’m not Daredevil, so when I say “see” I don’t mean with my ears. Wait…that’s backwards. Anyway…I’m excited to HEAR this, not SEE it. Commencing now.
I’m sure this isn’t going to happen for 99.9% of people, but I’ve had a really bad experience with IUD’s, and my fiancee had to get hers removed. It… uh, it stabbed my penis. There was blood. It was horrible. So FYI, it can happen.
Is this the droid you’re looking for?
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hug_machine
My wife and I had a five year IUD in. Only four years in, we now have two beautiful twin girls to add to our other four children. And the IUD is gone without a trace. If either of us were keen on having more kids, it would be me, not her, so she wasn’t secretly trying to get pregnant.