Alison Haislip IS Jane Bond, 008 in “You Only Nerd Twice”
By Perry Michael Simon on July 13, 2012
When last we left Jane Bond, Agent 008, she was laying waste to a secret rebel base and… wait, here you go, our own Alison Haislip of 4 Points with Alex Albrecht in a memorable photo shoot. Now, Alison/Jane Bond is back in a new adventure with some very, very familiar co-stars, this time sort of telling a story in movie poster-style “key art” pictures, and Nerdist has the exclusive.
So, here it is, Alison Haislip as Jane Bond 008 in “You Only Nerd Twice,” with Isaiah Mustafa, Zachary Levi, and, in the role he was born to play, Chris Hardwick:
Here’s our hero with her good-guy compatriots:
And here they are in their individual action poses. Alison and Isaiah get guns, Chris wields a watch. Let’s do it movie-style: STARRING ALISON HAISLIP:
With ISAIAH MUSTAFA:
And introducing CHRIS HARDWICK as Guy With a Watch:
Special Guest Villain ZACHARY LEVI! Oh, Chuck, you’ve gone rogue. Not cool… well, actually, pretty cool:
But Chris, resplendent in bow tie, has a gadget that might just work:
Meanwhile, Zac blows a vault wide open. That’s the cool move, walking away emotionless with the explosion you set off right behind you:
He’s got the diamond! And now he CONTROLS THE WORLD! Bwa HA-ha-ha-ha… okay, he doesn’t look like the Bwa HA-ha-ha-ha type:
But he won’t get away if Jane Bond and the Old Spice Guy have their way. And they will:
Take THIS back to Nerd HQ!:
The pics (if you want larger versions you can click on the images) are courtesy Elevendy (www.elevendy.com). Must have been a blast to shoot.