The Bloody Adventures Of 8-Bitham Lincoln
by Perry Michael Simon on June 21, 2012
If you’re already willing to humor the idea of Abraham Lincoln: Bounty Hunter, why not go all the way and have Honest Abe take an axe to the bloodsuckers in side-scrolling 8-bit style? Here:
Fox had Freddie Wong and Brandon Laatch make that to help market the movie. You might not want to play the game if it existed, but it’s fun to watch. One can only hope that the movie follows the same rough pattern: Abe, in a stovepipe hat, obliterating a stream of vampires. Something tells me that it isn’t like that, but, then again, those movie purists always insist on pesky, interfering things like plot and character development.