I’m your nerd host, Chris Hardwick
Nerdist is a place where we nerds come together and share the nerdery that we find. It's also my home to various elements of the Nerdist Empire. You might recognize me from TV. You don't realize that's where you know me from, but it is. You think you went to college with me or I look like your cousin's friend, but that is not the case. At one time or another you stumbled upon me on your moving picture box in such cerebral gems as MTV's "Singled Out" and Noam Chomsky's "Shipmates." and so much more...
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Quadriplegic Porn Series – “Spinal Fantasy”
Erectile Dysfunction Porn – “Broken Sword”
Double Anal Penetration – “Pooper Smash Brothers Melee”
Classic 64 Bukkake – “SwollenEye”
Seriously, I cant stop now….
“Tears of Whores”
“Grim Fan Dan Goo” (Hilarious in Scotland)….
Deus Ex: Sexual Revolution
LittleBigPenis
Max Penis 3
The Orange Box (stars a ginger)
Super Street F#$%er 4 Hardcore Edition
Devil May Cum
Spermstorm (Bulletstorm)
Resident Anal
Super Meat Boy (do I need to elaborate?)
Metal Dick Solid
Marvel Vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Orgasms
Dead Space Between Her Legs
The new Kinect game, “Sex Central” shows you all the sex moves, so you can try them and be critiqued.
Marvel: Ultimate Orgy
Enslaved: Odyssey to the MILF
Kingdoms of Amulmar: Wrecking Her
Saints Blow
Medal of On Her
Transformers: She-Males in Disguise
Ninja Gay Den
Cunt Raider
Metal Schlong Anthology
Dead Rising Pants
Feets of Rage
I shouldn’t be listening to this at work. Oh god.
Oh god, thats a fun game.
Lust 4 Dead 2
Sagging Age:Origins
Max Vein 2: The Balls of Max Vein
Cumfarted 3: Drake’s Erection
Tom Clancy’s Sphincter Smell
Need for Seed
OMG! I laughed so hard.
Bordello Lands
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to Her Past
Sex McCrackwhore
The Secretion of Monkey Rocker Island
Day of the Testicle
Assdick Challenge
Pork Patrol
Minor 2049′er
Dickstop
Clitoris Rift
Thrust
Beachhead
Oh, damn copy and paste … that’s supposed to be Minor 2069′er.
Not that it really matters, but Eliza Dushku wasn’t in The Expendables. Wrong Buffy cast member, haha. It was Charisma Carpenter (Cordelia).
am i the only one bothered by the fact that they have vega under the name balrog. j/k. legend of zelda: a link for her ass
Am I the only one who thinks Jordan Morris sounds like David Cross? This is the second time he’s been on and everytime I think for a second “Did they get Cross?”
Alan Wank, Bloody Rear Primal Fury, Star Wars The Force Unzipped, Need for Seed: Undercovers, Need for Seed: Shit, Muffia 2, Legend of Zelda Twinks Awalening, Legend of Zelda Majora’s Gimp Mask, Legend of Zelda Wang Wanker, Jump Her, Bang Hero, 007 Quantum of Some Ass, Guy Hunter, Tony Hawk’s ProRaper 3, Dick Central, Head Island, Head Rising, Head Space, Domefront, We Fit Plus, Enter the Matron, Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, Super Gash Brothers Melee, Assassins Seed Brotherhood, Scene It? Box Office Gash, Your Shape Thickness Evolved, Megaman XXX, Rachet and Crank Future Tools of Destruction, Rachet and Crank A Crack in Time, Feeding Frenzy, Boom Boom Rocket, Strangle Hold, Tiny Tower, Girthbound, Girth Worm Jim, Resistance fall of Manhood, Grand Theft Anus, Conker’s Bad Fur Day, Fecal Frame, Urethral Darkness, Port Hole 2, Epic Dickie, Toe Jammin’ Earl. The Following are a little on the offensive side, apologies upfront, no malice intended. Cry Sis 2, Wetback Joyride, and Aliens versus Child Predators.
Just a clarification… Eliza Dushku was not in Expendables. That was Charisma Carpenter. Equally as useless…
Can I just say, “Need for Seed” is my favourite on this thread for sounding real and funny? Day of the Testicle is also hilarious.
I think Eliza has had some really good roles, and great moments. I know Kumail’s persuaded by her ‘charisma’ as well, but she’d still be good without it.
That being said, I think Chloe’s the only proposed role that she would work well in.
It’s nearly impossible to find educated people in this particular topic, however, you sound like you know what you’re talking about!
Thanks