I’m your nerd host, Chris Hardwick
Nerdist is a place where we nerds come together and share the nerdery that we find. It's also my home to various elements of the Nerdist Empire. You might recognize me from TV. You don't realize that's where you know me from, but it is. You think you went to college with me or I look like your cousin's friend, but that is not the case. At one time or another you stumbled upon me on your moving picture box in such cerebral gems as MTV's "Singled Out" and Noam Chomsky's "Shipmates." and so much more...



Hilarious show. Was at my desk at work crying, and literally had to leave and take a walk to get the laugh out of me after the Tijuana story.
I’m not feeling it!
great episode Pete! i laughed my ass off. Patrick had some amazing stories. Thanks for sharing!
was there a f**king Pulp reference in this??? This is such a great podcast.
Great episode. NOT FEELIN’ IT!
Just wanted to let you guys know that I loved Outsourced, and thought it was a fun, clever, and visually lovely show!
Also, the main character on that show strongly reminds me of the main character on Ugly Americans. Coincidence? Probably only in my brain.
The French Toast Guy sounds like Paul Giamatti.
Pete! Great episode, Man. Laugh-crying all the way to work.
You give me tears of Joy!
I am only 35 minutes in and have never laughed so hard in my life. i’m only at Larry the one hit wonder singing chicken. Funniest thing i have ever heard in my life!
I want a “Not Feeling It” t-shirt so bad now
This was fantastic. Your right about the chicken voice “Not feeling it” bringing a smile to a bad situation. It is engraved in my mind now forever. Always good for a laugh. Thank you!
I would buy so many “Not feelin; it!” chicken shirts.
Can’t wait to get in trouble at work for singing “NOT FEELIN’ IT!” when I’m forced to sit through a long meeting.
This episode was hilarious!
Never laughed harder at a podcast. The Holmes/Walsh chemistry is something else.
Best. Episode. Yet.
Most laugh out loud moments ever. this podcast is pure joy
Great ep, I love anyone in any way associated with Always Sunny. Otherwise though, Not feeling it!
Dear sirs,
Chicken & Larry are a genius stroke, or a gift from the cosmos: you choose. Please do a weird one shot podcast of the two of you doing a full session as Chicken & Larry. It really is a great bit you two came up with, and I can see using it as a tool, as you suggested. Might turn into a “Nice Little Chunk Of Chaaange.”
Hey, Webster University’s alumni includes former Indonesian chief of police Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono. He’s police, and middle name sounds like Bang Bang! Nice little chunk of Trivia.
Nice Pulp reference!
We need a full recording of the Chicken “We are the World” bit. Great episode.
NOT FEELIN’ IT!
Feelin it.
This ep is pure comedy gold, and I’m only listened as far as the TJ story so far
That chicken really is a gift.
ok, so…I listen to podcasts on “fast speed”, which is about 20% sped up. This pitches the voices up a litlte, and it makes the Chicken voice sound *exactly* like Bryant Gumbel.
Please, please: start a podcast (maybe just 2-3 episodes) with you two. Trading stories, riffing, and yes: Chicken/ Larry needs to come back.
Sorry to hear Michael Loftus can’t get any French Toast. Maybe his next wife will be more considerate…
This was fantastic. I moved to New York from Kansas City. It only made Patrick’s stories that much better. Oh, and the Chicken should be the show’s first shirt.
Amazing episode, I need some more funny friends, dont laugh that hard often enough
I have not laughed so hard in years! I was washing up and had to crouch on the floor . the Tijuana story is something that cannot be retold, you have to hear it for yourself.
Singing “Nice little chunk of chaaaange” when I opened my paycheck totally made up for the fact that it certainly wasn’t. I hope you and Patrick Walsh keep it super weird for many years. Can’t wait to see you perform in NJ in July!
Oh my gosh Pete, I’ve listened to this episode about 4 times and it always cheers me up and has me laughing my ass off
Thank you. This episode for me is like your chicken T-shirt, a little reminder to laugh!
There’s not nary one piece of french toast for daddy?
I love the sharing of crumbling relationships and the chicken is absolute best!
Wow!! That was hilarious!!
Thank you for the Tiajuana story!