I’m your nerd host, Chris Hardwick
Nerdist is a place where we nerds come together and share the nerdery that we find. It's also my home to various elements of the Nerdist Empire. You might recognize me from TV. You don't realize that's where you know me from, but it is. You think you went to college with me or I look like your cousin's friend, but that is not the case. At one time or another you stumbled upon me on your moving picture box in such cerebral gems as MTV's "Singled Out" and Noam Chomsky's "Shipmates." and so much more...


The slight ding sound in the intro sounds a lot like the google voice alert so I thought i was getting texts. :O LOVE David can’t wait to hear this one. 3…2…1 GO!
David Cross?!
Love his work, very funny.
Downloading now, review after I listen to it.
Great episode, Mr. Nerdists!
Am I missing something but how do you download this when the site is in mobile format?
AMAAAAAAZING GRAAAAAAACE
Listening to it now. I really hope you guys ripped him a new one because of the Chipmunks movies. I’ll bet you didn’t.
I mean, I love me some David Cross, but those movies are inexcusable.
I didn’t realize I was from Mars. Thanks for the heads up, David Cross.
David Cross is the greatest. That simply. Can’t wait for this and can’t believe you got late when you had the best guest so far but then again things like that happen all the time. Thanks so much for this.
And as for the Chipmunks movies, Cross said it paid him more than anything he ever has done and it’s not like he hasn’t distance himself from them.
I love how Chris was trying to make Cross like him so hard.
You can really tell how much he looks up to him.
I love David Cross, but wish he had more Stand up albums to listen to.
Hurray for having an amazing comedian on the podcast!
IT’S SQUARE MOTHERFUCK
I’m having trouble locating David Cross’ twitter or anything sufficient off-hand / on-hand to ask if he’s ever read David Foster Wallace’s essay on how horrible cruise ships are “A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again” (name of book, also). I’ll shoot this question elsewhere, because its kind of a specific hate connection not to pose the question.
Great podcast, as always!
Also had to laugh at David’s mention of the guy wearing the “I’m in Miami bitch” T-shirt. Yesterday, my boss had to show me pics of himself on vacation over the holidays wearing the exact same shirt.
david seems sad
David Cross sounds like one miserable dude. At any rate, I bet you made his day Senior Hardwick.
(you can see I left Ferguson out) 
On a positive note; I found you guys last month on a lark. Great podcast and I love the BBC tv show. Leno, Coco, Letterman, Fallon and Kimmel aint got nothin’ on you.
Congrats to you Chris! And good luck!
Squagels are the shit!
Couldn’t even finish this one. Hearing an actor who signed up to appear in a shitty movie complain about the shitty stuff he had to do to promote said shitty movie does not elicit any sympathy from me. Suck it up and realize you get to do what you want for a living. I sit in front of a computer looking at spreadsheets all damn day. Cross is an asshole complaining about having to go on a cruise for a week.
What? People dissing on people who have made greatness like David Cross because he’s morose while they celebrate totally mediocre people like Jerri Ryan because they are chipper? Color me surprised!