Twilighting Wheaton
by Chris Hardwick on September 30, 2011
This was that time I brought Wil Wheaton into my dark brood. I had to do it in order to ensure his survival when I chewed our baby out of his womb. Wait…whaaaa????
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Real friends don’t turn their friends into neon vampires, Chris.
Gay (in a good way).
So awesome!
I’m assuming Wil’s womb is green and that’s why your teeth are that color.
“I had to do it in order to ensure his survival when I chewed our baby out of his womb.” – Congrats! Where should we send the baby shower gifts?
I love the Three Wheaton Moon shirt.
If you love it too, and don’t read Wil’s blog to know where to obtain it, you can get it here:
http://sharksplode.com/three-wheaton-moon/
Chris, you look like you belong on the cover of a Pulp Sci-Fi/Horror rag.
A new meme is born: “Vampirebombing”.
you look like ray park in the first x-men movie, big c.
Just like on “The Waltons” that one time! Nostalgia.
Haha, great pic! I love Wil’s lanyard with Sonic the Hedgehog on it. Even with bloodshot eye funny glasses and green teeth, you’re still adorbs, Chris.
I hope you write that on your trapper keeper. I’m sure you remembered the sparkles and little hearts too. Isn’t that how books are written?
-Diane.
You both look more like werewolves to be honest. Strange, green fanged spectacle wearing werewolves!
So did either of you end up buying the Spelunky minis like I did?
Twilighting? is that a tween version of planking?
Well if you two didn’t fuck the snake out of the cage, this could’ve all been avoided.
This picture = super rad.
i LOVE that he’s wearing the ‘three wheaton moon’ t-shirt as all this takes place……
<3
That’s such a Vader Boner!
Is Wheaton wearing a Wesley Crusher tshirt????
Now fetch me Wil Wheaton.
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Not sparkly enough.
I actually thought he (Chris) was trying to freak Wil out due to an episode of Monsters he ended up on (Wil, of course) in 1990, in which he and Matt Le Blanc had to find out if the two elderly barbers in their town were actually vampires. His and Le Blanc’s characters eventually got turned and took over the barber shop from them.