I’m your nerd host, Chris Hardwick
Nerdist is a place where we nerds come together and share the nerdery that we find. It's also my home to various elements of the Nerdist Empire. You might recognize me from TV. You don't realize that's where you know me from, but it is. You think you went to college with me or I look like your cousin's friend, but that is not the case. At one time or another you stumbled upon me on your moving picture box in such cerebral gems as MTV's "Singled Out" and Noam Chomsky's "Shipmates." and so much more...


“Henry’s Kitchen” is my second favorite on-line cooking show. I am constantly forgetting to divide my ingredients by 7.
So imagine my dismay as I’m sitting here in my den, jerking off and having a cry when suddenly, I hear individuals on the podcast discussing my very actions. And here I was, thinking that I was doing something different today. Thanks for ruining that, Todd Glass. You asshole.
I’m just kidding. I don’t have a den.
Todd! I wish you had started this podcast a long time ago. I am craving more episodes. They have all been hilarious…. I think it’s great that you hate to end the podcast because you’re having such a good time. The fun you all have on the podcast is so organic… like you’re just hanging out with your friends on the weekend! I Love it
Hey Todd and everyone! I like this episode a lot. I may have some insight on the Target thing which I’m just getting to as I write this. Also, bee tee dubs, I’m stoned so bear in mind. Uhhhh ok yeah. So, I work at a local regional super market chain in my state and one or two others. My store is near a big university but in a fairly poor neighborhood. Our company is kind of retarded in the way it runs things, because they just let our store go to shit. We don’t have the hours or resources to be as nice as other stores. We try, but there’s only so much we can do. That, plus your normal percentage of people that are bad at their jobs, makes our store pretty shitty. I try to compensate by being a nice guy to people and shit like that. No sense in not trying at your job.
Anyway, the song part is starting. Thanks for all the hard work!
Love,
Zach
my hometown radio station played that good morning song everyday in the morning and it makes me wanna punch multiple babies. if only my local dj’s talked about crying and jerking off right after words to calm me down back in the day lol