My Message to Emma Stone
by Chris Hardwick on August 26, 2011
I really think I have a shot here…
Nerdist was started by Chris Hardwick and has grown to be a many headed beast.
by Chris Hardwick on August 26, 2011
I really think I have a shot here…
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Nerdist is a place where we nerds come together and share the nerdery that we find. It's also my home to various elements of the Nerdist Empire. You might recognize me from TV. You don't realize that's where you know me from, but it is. You think you went to college with me or I look like your cousin's friend, but that is not the case. At one time or another you stumbled upon me on your moving picture box in such cerebral gems as MTV's "Singled Out" and Noam Chomsky's "Shipmates." and so much more...
I LOVE @osteoferocious! He interviewed @frenchmontana here: http://t.co/ZC0cDUucMv and then just made THIS: http://t.co/NUbYg26kZL #spreadit link
about 17 hours
Nothing will ever be funny to me again…
More importantly is that a stuffed TARDIS on the couch behind you?
“I don’t know if you are pretty on the inside. I’m not an MRI…”
Great Line! LOL
I don’t think this is Chris Hardwick, this has to be Chad’s doing……
The only thing that can make this better is being reminded by that TARDIS that Doctor Who is going to be on in 28 hours
Hardwick trumps Carrey, hands down! Give this man an Emmy!
I give this many <3 s
Hah! Yes, it must be Chad!
Hilarious Big “C”
A lot of almost sex.
Lolololololololololol
Goddamn Christ Killed this! I think youre so much fuckin funnier than Carry, Hardwick keep up the amazing work!
check out my science based comedy podcast on itunes @ explicit science
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TARDIS pillow!
That wired look on your face makes you look like Jessie Pinkman, Big C.
I love how, halfway through, Chris’s computer goes into “blank” screen-saver mode and it doesn’t even throw him off.
“Babies are loud. You can’t set them on vibrate.”
I cannot express how much I loved that line. I think I’ll start using that as my excuse if my grandma asks me when I’m gonna have children.
I think you have a chnace
Ask Emma to be on the podcast, send her this I’m sure she’ll get it? But I’m not a CT Scan I can’t read her brain , I can’t… read… her brain.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Way funnier than Carrey!
he is really good at looking like a serial killer…
chris made my weewee hard
Aren’t you old enough to be her dad?
Bringing back the Xtreme close up!
“…because I’m not an MRI…”
hehehe
God dammit, Hardwick. I love you so much. #creeptasticallyawesome
Wait. You can’t set babies on vibrate? WTF IS WRONG WITH AMERICA????
This is hilarious.
I <3 the TARDIS pillow.
I need to research one right now.
That was the funniest thing I've watched/listened to all week. I laughed so hard I was cried!
-Diane.
“And you deserve… mature ejaculations… ”
HAHAHAHA omfg
NOW WHO WILL EMMA CHOOSE!?!!
The important thing to know about TARDIS Pillows is that they’re more comfortable on the inside then they are on the outside. Also, please have her on the podcast inmediatamente. (You know it’s serious because I used Spanish).
Is it weird that I had no idea what this was in reference to and had to google it to find the original video? Is a parody song as funny to you if you haven’t heard the original yet? kinda weird. They’re both pretty funny though.
So brilliant…..seriously what was Jim Carrey thinking? Chris, you’re amazing.
hahaha… not creepy at all Big C. How could any woman possibly say no after seeing this? If, however, she does turn you down, I’m available to have lots of almost-sex with you lol
Awww…Big C, you say you can’t hold a character for long…that was three minutes of intense creepiness. Good job!
Like a psychopathic Michael Cera with the ability to grow facial hair.
This almost confirms my theory that Chris is now single.
Make the announcement! Send out the press release!
My message to this video:
THIS IS F-ING AWESOME!!!
I am officially joining TEAM BIG C!
Is that a Tardis on the couch?
Note to self: 1.) purchase burnt sienna hair color; 2.) finish that steampunk corset; 3.) change name to Emma Stone
he is so frikkin hot
Jim Carry, Chris Hardwick, and Emma Stone 3 way. Now that’s a sex tape that would SELL.
once that paper fortune teller came out,, i was dying of laughter!! way to be big C!!!!!