Alison Haislip, Secret Agent-Type Person!
by Perry Michael Simon on July 20, 2011
You know Friend-of-Nerdist Alison Haislip from her work on G4. Perhaps you also know her from NBC’s The Voice, and you’ve surely heard her on the Nerdist Podcast. And you know she’ll be part of G4′s Comic-Con coverage and will be making other appearances at the show (more on that later in this post). But did you know that Alison has an alter ego? Meet Jane Bond, Agent 008, licensed to kill:
Photo: Dave Cox/Wil Wells of Elevendy, www.elevendy.com
Yes, in advance of her appearances at Comic-Con, Alison did a little role-playing for a photo shoot, and Nerdist has been honored as the exclusive site for the pictures’ debut. They’re like she was dropped right into a James Bond movie, or a video game, or both.
Here she is, having just dropped two guards at a secret rebel base, inspecting the damage to her fingernails:
Photo: Dave Cox/Wil Wells of Elevendy, www.elevendy.com
And here, she’s doing her best about-to-spring-out-and-shoot-the-guard pose:
Photo: Dave Cox/Wil Wells of Elevendy, www.elevendy.com
Finally, having shot the guy in the first stall, she’s ready to take another big enemy guard out. Can she spare a square? I don’t think that’s really an issue at this point:
Photo: Dave Cox/Wil Wells of Elevendy, www.elevendy.com
The photo credit goes to Dave Cox and Wil Wells of Elevendy, and they’re at www.elevendy.com. They did a great job — give ‘em a hand.
Oh, right, where will Alison (I don’t feel qualified to call her “Slippy” like Chris does) be at Comic-Con? Here’s her schedule:
Thursday
1-3p: “Friends of the Nerdolution” panel & autograph signing at Zachary Levi’s Nerd HQ — that’s the place you heard Zach talk about on the podcast. It’s at Jolt’n Joes, 379 4th Ave., in the Gaslamp District at 4th and J, a couple of blocks from the Convention Center.
Friday
10:30a-11a: Listen to Alison on Geek Time on Sirius XM Radio’s Howard 101
11:30a-1p: Autograph signing in Autograph Alley with Attack of the Show
3-4p: Individual autograph signing at the G4 booth (stop by the booth early to pick up a wristband)
Saturday
1-5:30p: Watch Alison on G4 with live coverage at the G4 booth
Looking forward to the new Slippster Cell game.
This is so hot. Wallpaper material right here.
Pic #2; “Mother-F’ers broke one of my nails!”
Remember to click the shots for super-high-res versions boys and girls…
Absolutely awesome! Hopefully she’s coming to rescue me!
This is the hottest thing I have ever seen in my life.
Secret-Agent type?
Goddess-type.
#Top5HottestWomenOnPlanet
I thought codename 008 only gave you a license to ill.
I demand a wallpaper version of the first pic.
Awesome. I can so see Alison being a super bad-ass spy.
I’m going with. “Joy, Joy Stickher” as her obnoxiously sexist Bond name
Are you sure that wasn’t “Jane Bond, Agent 008, licensed to thrill”? Pretty sure that must be a type-o
She is so freakin’ gorgeous.
holly cow!!!
yes, I sure like to see Alison, she is gorgeous, but she is also quite a treat to listen, since she amazes me with all her nerdittude.
Also, congrats for the guys at Elevendy, that is an awesome piece of art.
Can I ask for some “making of”? not just on the photo shoot, but also on how it became this amazing pics? don’t need to give too much away, just show a few things!
Well, in the meantime pic #3 will be in my desktop.
Once again, congrats for all of the involved.
Every Bond needs a Moneypenny:
http://twitpic.com/5t8llu
PHWOAR! Beauty and death via silencer! Smokey eyes and a smoking gun.
I’d love to have a Mexican Stand-off with her.
#OuttaMyLeague
holy crap! thanks for my new cellphone wallpaper..
Smokin’ hot as usual! Glad Alison is getting more and more of the attention she deserves!
these picks look like screenshots of games before the game is released! me likely nonetheless
Ok, now I want this to be a REAL thing. A movie or something.These pics are fucking awesome.
Don’t fuck with Haislip!
Alisons hotness has just been multiplied by 10, which to be fair, was already at a substantial amount
Alison Haislip is so cool. I miss her not being on AOTS all the time.
Alison always seemed to me the type of girl I could see asking out in a comic book shop. A girl excited to wander inside a Mac Store, Allison always carried herself as just a really cool dame. With these pics I now know one more thing about her. She is so far beyond my league it hurts. I guess that is the problem with all the awesome ladies; they clean up nice, guys are always damn dirt merchants.
That is major badassness. Alison definitely needs to be in a video game like GoldenEye. All of these are now the background of my phone in a rotating fashion.
Wow, I always thought she was hot as hell, but now there are no words to describe how hot she is
! For eleven years while “a child” I had a bowling league team named the Secret Agents, I sure wish that I could have found a female teammate that resembled the look of Alison here as some “agent” also on our team!