Sex Toy Spelunk: The Tenga Cup
by Sandra Daugherty on May 27, 2011
As the month of Masturbation May comes to a close, I thought it might be time to crack into a toy I’ve been eying for quite a while.
No, it’s not for me! It’s for anatomical architecture I do not possess. But that won’t stop me. No sir!
So today I’m spelunking the Tenga Deep Throat Cup (Special Soft Edition). It’s a disposable, pre-lubricated men’s toy and from the feedback I’ve gotten, this toy is a good thing in the world. Below is my harrowing journey.
After resurfacing from the toy (and washing my hands) I have these thoughts:
1) Soft White is my favorite of all three Tenga materials.
I’ve felt the black and the red before. Although many gentlemen are drawn to the black material because it is technically “tighter,” it is also a harder, less giving material, whereas the white Tenga is soft and rather sensual. Even against my fingertips it felt… nice.
2) Slurping sounds do not add to the quality of my life.
I had been warned that removing the sticker at the end (for finger-controlled suction) would create a loud squishing sound. But as you may have heard, that sound is already a thing. So in an alternate reality where I am a man, I’d leave the sticker on.
I encountered this fabulous prose on the above-mentioned sounds at the Tenga website: “Its arousing ‘slurping; sound gives you the feeling that you are enjoying a real deep throat experience.” Oh.
It also describes use of the toy as “Deliciously clinging fellatio.” Can’t say I can speak to that, but you’ve got to love marketing language. Who doesn’t want that?
3) As a final thought, here’s a super secret fan tip: Although the Deep Throat Cup is disposable, word on the street is that some guys choose to finish by other means, thereby extending the usability of their handy tool by a few uses. My fingers are typing with joy.
Have a great rest of your month!
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Educational.
It’s like a Fleshlight you can throw out!
Thanks Sex Nerd Sandra!
O_o
You’re welcome, Miguel
Even you can’t make this sexy Sandra, and you always add the sexy to your posts.
It looks like a giant’s suppository… and that slurping sound, wouldn’t that frickin distracting after a while??
oh well, Wife and Hand will be happy to know that their replacement is still far off!
I like her talking about sticking her fingers in it
It looks like an energy drink.
I thought that one of the promoted advantages of Masturbation May was that there is nothing cheaper than playing with yourself – yet one of those thingies costs about € 5,- here in Germany.
I look forward to someone reenacting Star Wars with Tengas, though
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“Have a great rest of your month”
Don’t you mean have a great rest of your MOUTH! Get it? Cause it’s a Deep Throat cup? Yeah?
Never mind. I’ll go back to the corner.
That video was fantastic… and Sandra is adorable. Keep up the good work.
@Tim – Good call! This month is also about neutralizing attitudes about the act, itself… and that includes using toys
Sleeves are great for variety, and many people enjoy expanding their options beyond their hand. Yet it tends to be laughed at, which can be embarrassing. I think they’re neat.
Even though it’s $15, Tenga disposables are sensual & discreet products that are loved by many. Hope that helps!