It Is What You Think It Is
by Perry Michael Simon on April 28, 2011
And if you think it is what it is, you wouldn’t put your fingers anywhere near it.
HT: The Daily What
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Jun 19
Chris Hardwick Stand Up
University of Oklahoma Union Court - Norman, OK
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Chris Hardwick Stand Up
8p, Acme Comedy Company - Minneapolis
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Chris Hardwick Stand Up
8p, Acme Comedy Company - Minneapolis
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Chris Hardwick Stand Up
10p, Acme Comedy Company - Minneapolis
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Chris Hardwick Stand Up
8p, Acme Comedy Company - Minneapolis
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10p, Acme Comedy Company - Minneapolis
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8p, Cobb's Comedy Club, San Francisco
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Chris Hardwick Stand Up
8p, Cobb's Comedy Club, San Francisco
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10:15p, Cobb's Comedy Club, San Francisco
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7:30p, Cobb's Comedy Club, San Francisco
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9:45p, Cobb's Comedy Club, San Francisco
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7:30p, Cobb's Comedy Club, San Francisco
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Isn’t this a bit public?
@Saso Alauf It’s a display at an expo I don’t think they expect it to be used there :p
Also I have a “friend” that would like to purchase one…..
I’m, uh, taller than that.
Just sayin’.
“veee found your friend impaled on zis sexu@l instrument. apparently he vas unavare that ve have 220v electricity over here. it took the doctor 2 hours just to remove the smile from his face”.
-movie quote from Top Secret (an awesome flick).
@ Saso, Fixed it for you:
Isn’t this a bit pubic?
Only thing that sucks harder than this is a Jonah Ray set.
“Sperm Collector”
See, all in the name of science.
Low blow, Handy J, low blow.
Fucking Machines dot com… for men!
I sure hope they have hand sanitizers next to it just like in Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.
The troll a few comments up smells worse than that machine likely does.
Robot Overlords kneel before us….TWIST!
Is that like some kind of ATM for a sperm bank?
On second thought maybe more like a night deposit box.
I have to *stand* in order to use it?
Too much work…