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Muppet Alignment Chart

by on March 9, 2011

Well this is only the greatest thing in the world.

See other alignment charts at MightyGodKing via @erikteichmann

 
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  1. This is more awesome than the world can hold. I guess I’m chaotic evil, then…BOOM! :-)

  8. This is a cool idea! I’m not so sure I would’ve put Sam the Eagle there as Lawful Neutral though as I always saw him as representing right wing conservatives. Of course that could’ve been my parents’ fault. It’s also a shame Dr. Bunsen is there representing Lawful Evil as this perpetuates the notion that scientists are a-moral beings that do unethical things in the lab either because they don’t understand it’s wrong or because they don’t care it’s wrong.

    Of course, that is the way that character was made–much like the Pinky and the Brain team that come after him.

    Anyway, still a really cool idea. :-)

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    Furry cows moo and decompress.

  9. I have to agree. Lawful good always has that “holier than thou” attitude that is characterized by Sam the Eagle. Switch him and Kermit who is generally an observer therefore neutral. Wow, worst waste of time on an argument ever.

  11. I’m no fancy, big city Muppetologist, but I’m pretty sure Animal never said “kill, kill, kill”.

  14. OMG!! Muppets, Scott Sigler, and Nerdist all on the same web page! All my nerd worlds have collided! I can die now.

  15. Ok unbelievably Im going to have to weigh in. Sam IS lawful neutral he has always cared more about LEGAL and Patriotic principles than right or WRONG. Kermit views BOTH as essential. It isnt that he is ethically truly amoral it is a question of which axis has priority. For both Sam and a MUCH greater degree Bunsen Law and Order have priority over ethical behavior. Dont swap them at all. Though I DO agree its lamentable that YET again we have scoentists being stereotyped as Amoral beings. Most scientists arent at ALL amoral but, the ones who cause all the trouble are. :)

  17. This needs to be a poster for my man cave. It looks like it was made with the template at despair.com and the Henson characters need to be licensed… *sigh* They made the Tauntaun sleeping bag so all hope is not lost… Can someone tweet this to Jason Segal?

  18. This needs to be a poster for my man cave. It looks like it was made with the template at despair.com and the Henson characters need to be licensed… *sigh* They made the Tauntaun sleeping bag so all hope is not lost… Can someone tweet this to Jason Segel?

  19. I would have to agree with MJ, and no, Lawful Good isn’t holier than thou, that’s just how most people play them. (If I had a nickel for every paladin that I’ve played with that treated them like a priest in the Spanish Inquisition… I swear, I wouldn’t have to work a day for the rest of my life.) You can play a lawful good character just being yourself, albeit, if you’re a good person at heart… Most of the people I play with play best with CN or LE, or at least LG… And some of them pretty much HAVE to play CE… (Whenever you hear “Called Shot to the anus” in reference to another party member, you really can’t be LG…)
    -D

  20. If Sam the Eagle and Bunsen Honeydew swapped places it would be perfect.

    Sam hates the ‘weirdos’ and is not above lying if he thinks he can thwart their plans.

    Bunsen hasn’t got an evil bone in his body. And he certainly doesn’t have an agenda. It’s all about science with him.

    Swap those two and it’s perfect.

  21. I always found myself in the Neutral Evil position. Left things wide open for me to loot and plunder but still sort of play the good guy when needed. Always the self-serving type. This may be the greatest chart ever.

  22. I’m wondering what alignment the Fraggle Rock characters would be, and who their Outer Planes deities are…I guess we’ll have to wait for a future installment!

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