You Dirty Dog
by Perry Michael Simon on January 18, 2011
Offered with limited comment, here’s a woman in England who claims that a doggie doll she bought for her baby daughter drops F-bombs while singing. It’s one of those dolls where you can download songs to play through it, and, well, listen and judge for yourself:
I think it sounds like “bark with me,” which, in context, makes a lot more sense than what SHE thinks it’s saying. But I don’t know what passes for children’s entertainment these days. Although I do enjoy the occasional episode of “Phineas and Ferb.” Oh, that Perry the Platypus.
Source: The Sun
People LOVE hearing terrible things in their talking toys. Someone heard a Miley Cyrus singing doll say something bad, someone else heard a baby doll extoll the virtues of Islam and the NAACP in LA were pissed because they thought a Hoops & Yo-Yo Graduation card said something bad about black women. I swear people are looking for this stuff. It’s their own weirdass brainjuice.
Definitely “bark with me”. Hence the barking. I guess “bark” sounds a lot like an F-bomb when a little British girl sings it.
Aw, man. I thought that bear was gonna sing “Booty Butt Cheeks” from the Boondocks or something. Those Brits and their false advertising.
This reminds me of a Teletubbies doll from the ’90s that a friend actually brought into school that seemed to say the new f-word:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj9oCSu9yYk
Yeah, in this one, it’s a little more clear, or at least mysterious what the heck it’s supposed to be saying.
Wow, even British people can’t understand British people.
Are you barking kidding me?
Lucky thing she didn’t get the Talkin’ Tommy De Vito from the Goodfellas Collection.
The dog is obviously saying “bark.” Pronounce your damn “r”s English people.
Love that she called it a bear, which might have something to do with her somehow not realizing that its very clearly saying “bark with me”
this is insane this is the same overreacting BS like a couple of years ago there was a baby doll that babbled incoherently and rednecks and zealots said it was praising Islam
and she called the dog a bear
dumb-ass
That poor woman… She can barely understand the English language… The word is definitely ‘bark’.
Definitely “bark with me”. The lady is nuts.
it definitely says bark with me because it barks immediately after saying it! this lady is a complete moron. anyone know if the company refuted this allegation or said that it says bark with me?
When are they going to blame Banksy for this??
Wew, If dey wuzn’t tawkim’ wif such a cockney accent dey woudn’t have dis prowblem woudn’t dey?
Is it just me or does her voice and her idiocy come across like a skit from “Little Britain?”
They heard what they wanted to hear. While I would have had a laugh since it kind of sounds like it’s saying f**k, I feel the “bah” in “bark” is pretty evident in the end.
Maybe this is just some viral marketing campaign to sell plush dolls to furries!
Will if her daughter is a chip off the ‘ol (dim) block, I think she’s probably immune from picking up on anything (bad language included from a stuffed animal) well past the age of 2 or 3. I’d estimate closer to 15 or 16.
*DAMN IT!*
I just made a snarky comment about this woman’s intelligence and I started it off by misspelling “well”! I can’t even blame auto-correct!
I AM DISQUALIFIED!
Why is she out of breath at the end of every sentence?????????