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The Na’vi Fleshlight (REALLY NSFW)

Well, my “going to the Adult Entertainment Expo right after CES” experiment was a success. I saw girls with corpses, girls with girls, guys with girls, guys with guys, some booth that I couldn’t bring myself to look at because of all the farting sounds, and lo and behold, this sweet Na’vi on Na’vi action. I gotta say, the clip I saw didn’t look too bad!!! And it turns out the Na’vi do Reverse Cowgirl (though surely they call it “Reverse Ikran”).

Anyhoozles, after I posted this pic on the Twitter there were more than a few demands to see the Na’vi Fleshlight. Not surprisingly, it was the next booth over. Normally, I wouldn’t put something this pornographic on the site, but to me it just looks like someone tried to fuck a Slurpee.

So what is the Na’vi snizz like up close??? A lot smaller than you think it’s going to be. I mean, those creatures are HUGE (it doesn’t bode well for the girth of Na’vi wangs). And dusty. Really, really dusty. And it smells like those old plastic lions you’d get outta that see-thru injection mold machine at the zoo (which is not necessarily a bad thing).

Unfortunately, though, my hair tendrils were too short to connect with it, so I put it back.

Truthfully, if I hadn’t just seen the XXX Avatar poster I’d have assumed this was a Smurfgina.

Welp, that’s my impromptu AEE floor report! Geekcrest out.

PS – The BangBros thing around my neck was the lanyard for my badge, not an intentional endorsement of their bang-themed website.

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