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Sex Toy Review: A Real Tongue-Lashing

by on December 17, 2010

You know that over-used cliché, “We’re not trying to reinvent the wheel”?  Well, someone just did.

Behold! The sqweel! An oral sex device for the ages.

Of course, I can’t help but think of medieval torture with the thing. I feel like I should extract confessions with it, or at least refine flour.

Despite the industrial look of the toy, the sqweel is a joy. It’s fun. Silly, even. And with ten flexible tongues, it can definitely get down to business.

I’ve been meaning to try the sqweel for a while now. After moving across town and a bit of final unpacking, I figured I’d reward myself with a little go at it.

I ended up going for an hour and a half. And of course, who wouldn’t I want to share this experience with, but with you. Here’s my first video review:

(Editor’s Note: Mildly NSFW (language), but informative and chock full o’ redeeming social value!  Plus lube!)