Pop the Quark!
by A Real Person on November 1, 2010
Gather up the collected works of They Might Be Giants and MC Chris.
Stick ‘em in the LHC for a few hundred revolutions and wait until their constituent particles all get to acceleratin’ and homogenizin’ and funklefyin’ and groovinatin’ and the observable result would most likely be this here business:
…or an incredibly catchy black hole that swallows up all of existence—but in a really novel and ear-worm inducing way.