10 Robots I’d Like To FK
by Kiala Kazebee on September 2, 2010
IGN and Kotaku reported some exciting Fallout: New Vegas news this weekend! ROBOT CONGRESS WILL BE ALLUDED TO OR SOMETHING. It seems sex with robots is totally a go for the upcoming apocalypse (game). Here is what the ESRB says:
There is also an extended sequence suggesting (no depiction) sexual activity with a robot (e.g., “Fisto reporting for duty . . . Please assume the position,” “I suppose I should test you out . . . Servos active!” and “Something wrong with someone if they got to f**k a machine.”)
So…yeah. You can have sex with a robot named Fisto in the new Fallout game without his/her consent. Huh.
While I may not be down with the idea of robot rape, this news got me to thinking about electronically enhanced human-esque borg things I’d totally do the dirty with in a pinch.
1. Samuel T. Anders (callsign “Longshot”) from BSG
Need I specify the pre goo bath/oracle flying into the sun Anders? Well, I just did anyway.
2. Sonny (The robot from I, Robot)
Dude can do serious Chop Socky. I just wish he’d killed Shia LaBeouf before he could ruin the Transformers for me forever.
3. Annalee Call (Alien Resurrection)
Winona Ryder’s least annoying role in the most controversial of Alien movies.
4. Marvin the Paranoid Android Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
In the film, Marvin was a big headed white pot bellied thing but in my dreams he’s Peter Saarsgard, amirite?
5. Sam Worthington as Marcus Wright in Terminator Salvation
While the movie was a punch in the gut to Terminator fans, Worthington’s character was a glimmer of hope in an otherwise shitty two plus hours of McG’s masturbatory poopfest.
6. Summer Glau as Cameron in The Sarah Connor Chronicles
8. Harrison Ford as Rick Deckard in Blade Runner
Yes. Deckard is a replicant, 9/11 was an inside job, and Inception was ALL a dream. MOVING ON.
9. Jude Law as “Gigolo Joe” in AI
So pretty. So sad. So pretty. So sad. SPLOOGE.
10. Lor from Star Trek:TNG
He’s like Data but without Spot the cat, boring morals, and the Sherlock Holmes obsession!
With whom would you make sweet sweet robot love (video game robots too obvs!) ? Tell me in the comments!