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The Gamerator Is The Most Beautiful Thing I’ve Ever Seen

Sometimes, a product comes on the market that is so ingenious that you have to wonder why you didn’t think of it. This is one of those products.

I present to you the single greatest thing ever in the history of everything: the Gamerator.

The Gamerator is a full-size arcade cabinet that comes installed with a 26” HD monitor and a desktop PC, pre-loaded with over 85 classic arcade games. Nothing special, you say? Well, I haven’t told you about the refrigerated interior that can hold a full-size keg!

The front of the Gamerator features a tap so you can draw directly from the cold keg without leaving your game of Robotron. Oh, and there are cupholders right above the joysticks. If it could dispense cheese fries, it would be heaven.

This thing could spawn a whole new generation of drinking games:

-“Finish” someone in Mortal Kombat (perform a Fatality) and your opponent must “finish” his or her beer.
-However many Space Invaders reach the bottom, chug for that many seconds.
-Drink, play Sinistar, and try not to pee your pants.

If you’re under 21 or just not a drinker, you can always get a delicious Root Beer keg or another non-alcoholic equivalent. For those who are over 21, please remember to drink responsibly, and don’t drink and Joust.

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