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100 Ways to Love a Cat

by on August 24, 2010

This falls under the category of grating-larious. I could not stop laughing but I was also shouting expletives at the same time. Yes, they go through ALL ONE HUNDRED WAYS TO LOVE A CAT. Note the video running time is slightly over thirty-five minutes. After you hear the song for a while, you will long for a time when it was unknown to you and could not dominate every thought in your head. This is commitment to a premise at its finest and will most certainly become the new “99 Bottles” for long road trips.

How many ways to love a cat can YOU sit through? I got to thirty-eight!

By the comedy team of Travis and Jonathan who also brought you Is The Tea Party Racist?

 
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  1. You sir, have a stronger testicular fortitude than I. I could only sit through 12 ways to love a cat before wanting to put a bullet in my brain. Bravo.

  4. Somewhere, someone clicking the link, “100 Ways To Love Pussy,” is about to be very disappointed.

  8. Wow. Just wow. I found it more tolerable to just skip around. Got to the part where the guy gave him a doggie sticker and lost it. It got pretty dry after that, at least until “sardine time”. My own cat is lying right next to me. He doesn’t give a shit about any of that.

  9. Dude, you are the man! I only got to 20 then skipped to the end to watch 97-100. The guitar riffs at the end are kind of cool … NOT!

  12. somewhere between 17 and 95, there’s a key-change. Challenge to the readership…

  13. I am at 23 and will definitely sit through them all. This is MUCH easier with a glass(es) of Bacardi.

  14. Fiddlesticks, submitting that comment reset it! Oh, now this may be a nightmare in the making…

  15. I was tempted to skip, but I ended up watching the whole thing. I just know that I’m going to have that damn song stuck in my head for the rest of the night…

  21. Half way home right now, but I have to say that way #34 almost had me finished. Classic.
    Also, am I the only one who thinks the guy singing sounds like Adam Sessler?

  22. i got through all of it! it’s that guy from travis and jonathan, the guys that do “red state update”. i knew i recognized that voice.

  23. I feel dumber for having watched that whole thing. I will never get that song out of my head. Thanks Chris!

  27. A. Yes, I really did sit through the whole thing.
    B. That cat looked ticked off half the time XD
    C. I don’t actually own a cat XD
    great job

  28. I watched it all and loved it. These guys are from Murfreesboro. Middle Tn represent~

  32. Made it. I can’t believe I made it to the end. Way #98/99 was my favorite. My cats hated the music and I don’t blame them.

  34. The clips for way 24 and way 60 are the same! There are only 99 ways to love a cat.

  35. I told my mom to get a thing of cat grass! D:<
    Now i have proof that it was a good idea!

  36. I watched for several minutes then jumped to the end to see if way 100 to love your cat was to mercy kill it.

  37. I did it, I got through the whole thing on my iPhone on three bars of EDGE at one in the morning. I know not whether this was the best or the worst drain of battery I have yet experienced, but I am certain it is one of these.

  38. Do they make Cymbalta for cats? If so, this is sooo the cat to appear in the commercial. I happen to be a “pet psychic” and I can tell you the cat wonders if “Jack Kevorkian is willing to come out of retirement” at least four times in this video.

  39. I am a huge cat person! After watching/listening for what seemed like an eternity, I realized I was just on Way 5. I promise, my cat would have gone at the computer with hostility and ruined it, if ever faced with such cacophony.

  41. Watched the whole thing… didn’t just surf the web while listening, watched. Only thing that kept me going was the cat being so uninterested in everything. Might as well mention I was also being attacked by four kittens the entire time. Ignoring 4 inch long gashes on your legs and arms should be a way to love your cat, cause I do it daily.

  43. ok i made it to 79 and my eyes were bleeding along with my ears..but this gave me the best idea for my senior prank thank you =D

  45. i was expecting a 50 something year old lonely women who literally has a hundred cats would have made this video … thank you internets for proving me wrong

  46. I got to 82 before Flash crashed on my computer and decided it would have no more of it. I was inclined to agree. By that point, I wanted to stabby-stab the guy singing, but I think the cat will easily take care of that one day soon for having to make the blasted thing to begin with.

    Chris – I thought I liked you. You seemed like a nice guy when we met. Now I know it was all a sham and you’re really a jerk for making us all sit through this. We can’t be friends anymore. I’m sorry.

  47. sence i ma a dog person my self but my room mate loves cats. I can tell you most of these would not work on that little shit. he is evil. I tell you. the strangest thing he likes. is crawling into my shoe and falling a sleep in it. yes i wear a size 14but still I have lost two pairs of shoes to this thing. so yeah.

  49. I made it to 51 and plan on enduring the rest soon. I also decided to spread the misery around and promptly posted this video on Facebook and Twitter. Those fools have no idea what they are in for… BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

  50. Screw waterboarding, let’s just sit the terrorists in a room tied to a chair and loop this for a couple hours. We’ll turn it off when they give us some information.

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