100 Ways to Love a Cat
by Chris Hardwick on August 24, 2010
This falls under the category of grating-larious. I could not stop laughing but I was also shouting expletives at the same time. Yes, they go through ALL ONE HUNDRED WAYS TO LOVE A CAT. Note the video running time is slightly over thirty-five minutes. After you hear the song for a while, you will long for a time when it was unknown to you and could not dominate every thought in your head. This is commitment to a premise at its finest and will most certainly become the new “99 Bottles” for long road trips.
How many ways to love a cat can YOU sit through? I got to thirty-eight!
By the comedy team of Travis and Jonathan who also brought you Is The Tea Party Racist?
I have found a new punishment for the kids!!
I only got to 40, but I was drinking a beer and checking my Twitter. I’m sure if I were watching it without any distractions, then I would have stopped at like ten.
We only made it through 17! But we decided we would watch in small, digestable segments. Hilarious.
May god help us all. Made it to 13 and had to stop.
My cat would hate 3/4 of this shit too
I. Did. It. Somehow I sat through the entire thing. I think my IQ has dropped more numbers than I can count. If achievements were in real live, I would have gotten one from that. Good lord my head hurts. Can I have like a badge? or a trophy so I know I didn’t waste my time for nothing? Oh wait… I did didn’t I? damn…
I got to 73, mostly because my friends wanted to know what happens but didn’t want to sit through it themselves. The videos get kind of weird for some of them.
You have to soldier through it, but it gets better and better as it goes. I laughed so hard when I got to 100, my stomach still hurts a little.
Stockholm Syndrome set in about Way 72. I started to sing along, look forward to the next Way. This video has… changed me.
Does skipping to the end countdown count as sitting through all of the ways? If not I only made it to 3. Maybe 4. I don’t remember. My brain’s numb.
Skipping definitely does not count. You have to make it through to enjoy the end.
There are one hundred ways to go insane
One hundred f*cking ways
WAY 1!
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Dear God, I can’t listen to the song long enough to do a parody of it through even the first few stanzas.
I love animals, but the song in this video only provokes murderous rage…
wow, what a beautiful piece. Does no one else see? This ballad is in fact a metaphor for one man’s meta-physical and spiritual journey as progressed by the relationship with his cat. At first the cat is just any normal pet, and he takes care of it accordingly. Then over a long period of time ( around way 30ish) he realizes he harbors a deep and unabating love for the cat. He then hides this for a period of time (until way 60ish), until the hiding is too much and the bottle up emotion erupts in a violent and sadistic phase in which he feels compelled to hurt the cat. This is always immediately followed with remorse and he cares for the cat again. Eventually, he expressed his feelings and gives in to his love. The cat and him are married (crown in way 100) and they live happily until the man realizes the sins of his love, and kills himself. The last montage is his life flashing before his eyes, as it slowly fades to black.
That or I could have been summarizing the plot of Lolita with cats. After hearing this song all the way through, it doesn’t matter anymore.
made though all 100… the entire left side of my face is now numb and my feet have the tingles.. blarg
Way 80! When there’s a bird outside, point and say, “HEY, LOOK!”
the best song ever! i couldn’t stop laughing
way 84! stroke him in the direction that his fur goes
i made through the entire video, with my cat sitting on my lap. she seem to like th music and sometime it looked like she was watching it
Thirty-eight here too. I was ready to brain myself on a bedpost at that point so it seemed prudent to man up and admit I’d been utterly defeated.