Game of Thrones Video Game! Insert Winter is Coming Joke Here!
by Kiala Kazebee on July 19, 2010
You know how sometimes when you’re out on The Wall with The Night’s Watch because Winter is Coming (ta da!) and you sense an Other and you’re all, “Shit! I am the horn that wakes the sleepers! That’s me!” So you like, blow your horn or whatever and save the crap out of Winterfell? Right??? I mean, who hasn’t been there? Hello? Is this Internet even on?
Fine. Maybe that’s just my nerd fantasy but with the announcement of Cyanide Studios’ video game adaptation of George RR Martin’s Song of Ice and Fire series I am now one step closer to possessing my very own virtual direwolf (I’m gonna name mine Princess Stabbyclaws!!!) and poking a Lannister with Needle.
From the press release posted on the Cyanide website, it appears players will get to choose to play as one of the Westeros Family characters (JON SNOW OMG JON SNOW) and while swordplay looks to be a factor, political intrigue gets a nod as well:
“The innovative game mechanics provide players with numerous paths to success: will you opt for a military, economic or diplomatic approach? Trickery, treachery and deceit are widespread and you will constantly have to watch your back if you want to avoid a bitter defeat!
Peacefully or forcefully annex surrounding territories, besiege enemy castles, send spies to infiltrate behind enemy lines, assassinate trouble-making officers or capture them to ask for a ransom… When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground!”
As a Game of Thrones fan, I want to be excited about the game. I even considered ordering this from Amazon the other day but then remembered I have trouble sitting through a two hour movie, let alone a twelve hour long epic fantasy board game. My anticipation for the video game, however, is tempered by a hunch that it will be an overlong series of cut scenes and complicated, wordy dialogue trees. Considering the length and breadth of Martin’s winter-y opus (not to mention the overwhelming number of characters) I can’t imagine how this game could be anything other than 98% talking and 2% action. Still, the game’s not out yet so neither should the verdict be. And not everyone dislikes cut scenes as much as I do. Some people live for that. I’m only saying that personally, I’m going to hedge my bets and wait for more info before I send out the e-vites to my Red Wedding themed release date party*.
*God, I am a sad, sad nerd.