Tree Wieners [NSFW?]
by Chris Hardwick on June 10, 2010
I know, I know! I’m 15.
This picture was taken at the Huntington Botanical Gardens in San Marino, CA. Yes, that is my hand. Normally I would agree that the “that thing looks like a dong!” comedy is low brow even for me, BUT THIS TREE REALLY LOOKS LIKE A DONG. Either this tree mounts other trees to reproduce or is pollinated by really slutty bees. The only thing this imagery was missing was sap dribbling out of the end. If someone kicked or punched it we could put it on Web Soup (or launch Tree Soup for the best viral tree nut shots around).
On that tip, please watch an all-new Web Soup tonight on G4 at 5p/8p PT/ET immediately following Attack of the Show! It’s our second to last new ep of the season so let’s keep this Dream Factory alive!
Treeners!!!
Thumbs up…intentional?
Wow. You were absolutely right, Hardwick. That is a treenis if ever there was one.
tree wiener’s booty call:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sftrajan/2242736385/
Ohmigosh! I’m going to go out on a limb here and say I definitely would not want that thing to penetrate me.
Is that an african tree?
Wow Hardwick, what kind of dong do YOU have? that tree’s dong does not look like mine at all. it’s a scary looking!
how long was it after you saw the tree that you associated it with a dong? I would argue that the number of seconds is inversely related to one’s mental age ;^)
Should see the current “Visit Louisiana” commercial, the guy in the canoe totally caresses the erect swamp tree penis as he passes. =]
Do you think it cums maple syrup?
First dolphins, now trees?
great job
disturbing
I have to say the coarse white hairs on the nutsack are what really make this picture sing.
I thought I was going to find this: http://theplug.net/38/penistree.htm
keep on with the gentle rubbing and you’ll get sap all over your hand.
Tree tugger
Now, Derek, that is EXACTLY the kind of comment that would win a caption contest.
AWESOME.
Got wood?
Thank you, Fulano, for that video footage of the penis tree. RIP. You will live on in video form. Btw, that was pretty damn funny.
What concerns me more is your pasty white skin. Just sayin’
this is soo like you chris hardwick=chris harddick
“on that tip…”!!! – my inner 15-year-old just laughed and punched your inner 15-year-old in the arm for that one.
LOL : )
Giggle!