Dark Sorcery of the iPad
By Chris Hardwick on June 2, 2010
Well, okay, it’s not dark or even sorcery. But this street magician is pretty smart. I mean, he knows Japanese! Have YOU tried to learn Japanese? Shit is HARD.
Is he the best magician in the world? I can’t say. My magician judging jurisdiction is limited to the 48 contiguous states. Sorry, Alaska. I still can’t judge YOUR magicians either. Though I hear The Great Akkikiktok is doing some terrific work in the field of salmon busking.
I guess Steve Jobs was right…It IS a magical device!!! (camera pans up, lone dove flaps majestically through a pristine sky to pre-pubescent choir swell)