Nerdist Photo Caption Contest #4: RESULTS
by Chris Hardwick on April 8, 2010

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Congratulations, RYAN T!!! You win your very own t-shirt from the skillful design nerds at Wire & Twine!
And thanks to all who entered! This was an amazing turnout of terrific stuff. (Though many of you apparently really wanted me to have sex with this unsuspecting creature.) We had over 470 entries so it took me a little while to go through them all. Thanks for your patience!
Other entries of note
GARY LARSON AWARD:
BLD
Okay, remember, you’re the wing man. Whatever I say you back me up or so help me god, Gary, I’ll tell your boss you used the company credit card to buy all those escorts at the leadership conference.
META AWARD:
Jonathan
Hold still, I just got an idea for a caption contest.
NON-SEQUITUR AWARD:
Sarah Clark
Bananas are good.
SELF-REFERENTIAL AWARD:
Keith
Matt likes the Dave Matthews Band
DOCTOR WHO AWARD:
Cassi Costoulas
P.P.P.S. Blink and you’re dead. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t Blink. Good Luck.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Jason
Pictured: Chris Hardwick (right) and Llama (left)
Jim
Nerdist’s performance rider is VERY specific.
Jason
Is this real life?
anonymouse
Chris: “Don’t worry, my pole can handle everything”
Llama: llama,llama?
Chris: “Stop asking and do everything I say”
Llama: LLAMA! LLAMA!
Big517
Wipe that stupid smirk off your face!
Joe F.
“Now, just try and act natural when I introduce you to my parents. They…don’t exactly…APPROVE of our…”lifestyle choices…”
montyburnz
Chris going over the ground rules to ensure a silky smooth “Bring your Familiar To Work Day.”
Howard
Chris Hardwick stars in: TURNER AND HOOCH 2: ALPACKIN’ HEAT
DFLamont
“Yo’ llama so fat, when she grazes the upper slopes of the Andes, SHE GRAZES THE UPPER SLOPES OF THE ANDES”
Dave
Don’t worry no one can tell it’s a toupee.
rexraver
*in a golf announcer voice*
Announcer 1 – “Looks like he will be going with the number 3 alpaca on this one Jim…..”
Announcer 2 – “Quite right Steve. You can see in his eyes he has already sunk this one in his mind. “
Marie
i went to mexico and all i got was this lousy alpaca…and hepatitis c
dalton
(sppsppsspss)pretend im whispering something in your ear, (ssppsspsppsp) i want to make the lemur paranoid
Steve
Am I standing in your shit or mine?
frank lloyd wrong
“I’ve never told anyone this, but Haislip smells like pickles.”
Scott
Come with me if you want to live… on a nice farm upstate.
Hawt
*nibble*
Drew
“Burn it down, burn it all to the ground!”
Kara
“That guy over there said you all look the same.”
doogan
“you ever seen a grown man naked?”
RIP peter graves
Pat
The safe word is Pancake
Parker
“Alright, now just focus on what we talked about and remember they can only shear your fur, never your inner beauty.”
Thanks all! I heart you plenty!!!


Well there’s your problem, my thumb in your ass!
Wow, those were great! I’m so glad now that I didn’t even try.
Alpackin heat.
freaking hilarious.
Thanks for having this awesome contest! Love the winning caption, and the honorable mentions. Great stuff! I heart you, too!
Well picked! That grand prize entry has me literally laughing out loud. LLOL.
Chris, confusing some crucial terminology, mistackes a Colombian Llama for a Colombian drug mule.
woooohooo made it into honorable mentions!!! callin grandma!!
“Not now Chief, I’m in the fuckin’ zone.” xD
Crap. Not so much as a ” participant” ribbon.
*Sigh*
haha! nice pick.
I can’t believe the “Yo llama” joke one didn’t win. That one literally made me laugh out loud. Well done, DFLAMONT!
How did you ever choose?? So awesome.
Great choices, mine was lame lame with a capital stupid. I really liked the how diverse they were. Looks the internet is filled with tons of smart people, and most of them come to your site. I exclude myself actually (when it comes to being smart).
Chris Hardwick is…. The Llama Whisperer.
Chris: “¿Cómo te llamas?”
Llama: “Larry”
Psssttt… later i am going to cut you open with a light-saber and sleep inside of you for warmth.