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New Web Soup Tonight @ 8p ET on G4!

by on March 31, 2010

Look, when you have sexy melon heads running around your set, things are going to happen. To envision what melon head sex is like, imagine thrusting yourself into a densely pack fruit salad fresh out of the fridge. Their body temperatures are a lot lower than ours.

In any event, watch Web Soup tonight immediately following Attack of the Show to see the return of the Melon Heads and the return on the melons, Miss Sara Jean Underwood. (I’m sorry Sara. I know that’s rude but I just couldn’t let that joke slip by!!! Me=jerk)

Web Souuuuuuuuuuuuup!

PS – I sure seem to be getting naked a lot lately. WTF is up with that???

 
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  4. Woo! Melonheads and melons!

    As for nakey pics… if you got it, flaunt it, right?

    Side note: kudos for the mobile format… least aggravating site for a mobile device I’ve ever encountered

  7. He’s in the wrong biz, Look how artfully he shielded his left nipple from the camera’s glare. I think he’s ready to put the soft back in core.

  12. I see a lil 3 way action or is mr.melon with a female human in background making it a 4 way.

  15. Nudity is always funny…unless it’s from a nasty person, then it’s gross…and unless it’s from a hot person, then it’s sexy… What was my point again?

  18. Don’t ever doubt that people like your naked, or even near nakedness. I say, go for it as often as you’d like! I won’t complain.

  20. You’ve got a McConaghey thing going on. Or the guy on Trailer Park boys who never wears a shirt. You could make it a “thing” for you.

    Also, there is an ancient (alleged) proverb:
    Women for children
    Boys for pleasure
    Melons for delight.

  23. I don’t really have a problem with the nudity, but if you feel the need to disrobe you should at least have the Mr. Spriggs theme playing in the background.

  25. That could be the sickest thing you have ever written on this site and I couldn’t be happier. At least someone else is willing to speak out on sex with melons. I find if you place them in the microwave for a few minutes beforehand, it’s far less of a cold shock to the crank upon insertion.

    I think you just like taking your shirt off for some reason. I suggest getting some sun at some point if you plan on continuing this trend.

    Michael

  31. Rude, perhaps, but true. Sara does have very nice melons. Could we see more of her, please? Perhaps a reporter role for Web Soup? Sara = ratings.

  32. Damn dude, you have some nice 5 o’clock shadow action going on there. The more nudity the better. You show the world that nerds are hella sexy!

  34. I love the awkward second hug lean in when Sara was walking off. I felt bad for you lolz.

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